<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21630553</id><updated>2011-12-13T19:59:02.933-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Discovering Passion !</title><subtitle type='html'>You know who is the most unfortuante person on this earth ? Think think ? No its he who has lost his passion to fight. This site contains beautiful stuff which would never let you loose your enthusiasm. Apart from that it will also improve your personality and communitaction skills. Basically it contains all that little things that matter much.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Parag Kalra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13414958965440037176</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V_eFWvv9a2I/SUP1_wlTvwI/AAAAAAAABEY/YhYCiaAThcs/S220/profilepic501575_1.gif.jpeg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21630553.post-116035545806717228</id><published>2006-10-08T17:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-01-16T00:22:59.406-08:00</updated><title type='text'>SHAYARIs</title><content type='html'>Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,&lt;br /&gt;Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,&lt;br /&gt;Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,&lt;br /&gt;Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,&lt;br /&gt;Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,&lt;br /&gt;Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,&lt;br /&gt;Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,&lt;br /&gt;Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,&lt;br /&gt;Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,&lt;br /&gt;Par Khush-naseeb Hai Hum kyonki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aansuon ko bahut samjhaya ke yun na aya karo, mehfil mein hamara mazaak na udaya karo, is par aansu bole mehfil mein tumhe akela paate hain isliye chale aate hain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Log kahtey hain ki Pyar zindagi hain maut nahi,&lt;br /&gt;Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ankho me aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya,&lt;br /&gt;Mitti ke motiyo ko bikhar ne na diya,&lt;br /&gt;Jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo ke nishan,&lt;br /&gt;Us raah se kisi ko gujar ne na diya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ab umar ho gayi hai dil ki kitaab mein, kuch khusk paton ke siva kuch nahin raha,&lt;br /&gt;Zazbaat tamaam kho gaye lamhon ki dhool mein, ab dil mein dharkanon ke siva kuch nahi raha.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;     Ab is had tak le aya hai intzaar mujhe .....&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;!-- / sig --&gt;                  &lt;!-- controls --&gt; Woh aa be jaye toh aaye na aeitbaar mujhe.....     &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;© Centre Of Discovery&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21630553-116035545806717228?l=discoverpassion.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/feeds/116035545806717228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21630553&amp;postID=116035545806717228' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/116035545806717228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/116035545806717228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/2006/10/shayaris.html' title='SHAYARIs'/><author><name>Parag Kalra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13414958965440037176</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V_eFWvv9a2I/SUP1_wlTvwI/AAAAAAAABEY/YhYCiaAThcs/S220/profilepic501575_1.gif.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21630553.post-114748441006243834</id><published>2006-05-12T18:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-01-30T10:43:58.400-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Peaceful Peaces</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="direction: ltr;" align="justify"&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;tt&gt;&lt;tt&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;"  &gt;Need a proof? Read on................... 10 Real Life Incidents and Learn not to Quit in life and always have a hope in life that you will be successful.&lt;br /&gt;Failures are stepping stones for success&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Officials rejected a candidate for a news broadcasters post since his voice was not fit for a news broadcaster. He was also told that with his obnoxiously long name, he would never be famous. He is Amitabh Bachchan.&lt;br /&gt;-----------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;2)In 1962, four nervous young musicians played their first record audition&lt;br /&gt;for the executives of the Decca Recording Company. The executives were not impressed. While turning down this group of musicians, one executive said, "We don't like! their sound.Groups of guitars are on the way out." The group was called The Beatles.&lt;br /&gt;------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;3)In 1944, Emmeline Snively, director of the Blue Book Modeling Agency told modeling hopeful Norma Jean Baker, "You'd better learn secretarial work or else get married". She went on and became Marilyn Monroe.&lt;br /&gt;-----------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;4)In 1954, Jimmy Denny, manager of the Grand Ole Opry, fired a singer after one performance. He told him, "You ain't going' nowhere son. You ought to go back to&lt;br /&gt;driving' a truck". He went on to become&lt;br /&gt;Elvis Presley.&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;5)A small boy--the fifth amongst seven siblings of a poor father, was selling newspapers in a small village to earn his&lt;br /&gt;living. He was not exceptionally smart at school but was fascinated by religion and rockets. The first rocket he built crashed. A missile that he built crashed&lt;br /&gt;multiple times and he was made a butt of ridicule. He is the person to have scripted the Space Odyssey of India single-handedly. He is Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam. President of India.&lt;br /&gt;-----------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;6)When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone in 1876, it did not ring off the hook with calls from potential backers.&lt;br /&gt;After making a demonstration call, President Rutherford Hayes said,&lt;br /&gt;"That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to see one of them?"&lt;br /&gt;-----------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;7)When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, he tried over 2000 experiments before he got it to work. A young reporter asked him how it felt to fail so many times. He said, "I never failed once. I invented the light bulb. It just happened to be a 2000-step process".&lt;br /&gt;-----------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;8)In the 1940s, another young inventor named Chester Carlson took his idea to 20 corporations, including some of the biggest in the country. They all turned him down. In 1947, after 7 long yearsof rejections, he finally got a tiny company in Rochester, NY, the Haloid Company, to purchase the rights to his invention--an electrostatic paper-copying process. Haloid became&lt;br /&gt;Xerox Corporation.&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;9)A little girl--the 20th of 22 children,&lt;br /&gt;was born prematurely and her survival was doubtful. When she was 4 years old, she contracted double pneumonia and scarlet fever, which left her with aparalyzed left leg. At age 9, she removed the metal leg brace she had been dependent on and began to walk without it. By 13 she had developed a rhythmic walk, which doctors said was a miracle. That same year shedecided to become a runner. She entered a race and came in last. For the next few years every race she entered, she came in last. Everyone told her to quit, but she kept on running. One day she actually won a race. And then another. From then on she won every race she entered. Eventually this little girl-- Wilma Rudolph, went on to win three Olympic gold medals.&lt;br /&gt;----------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;10)A school teacher scolded a boy for not paying attention to his mathematics&lt;br /&gt;and for not being able to solve simple problems. She told him that you would not become anybody in life. The boy was Albert &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/tt&gt;&lt;/tt&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Different people have different perception. One man's meat could be another man's poison. A couple bought a donkey from the market. On the way home, a boy commented, "Very stupid. Why neither of them rides on the donkey?” Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey. He walked besides them. Later, an old man saw it and commented, "The husband is the head of family. How can the wife ride on the donkey while the husband is on foot?" Hearing this, the wife quickly got down and let the husband ride on the donkey.Further on the way home, they met an old Lady. She commented, "How can the man ride on the donkey but let the wife walk. He is no gentleman."The husband thus quickly asked the wife to join him on the donkey. Then, they met a young man. He commented, "Poor donkey, how can you hold up the weight of two persons. They are cruel to you." Hearing that, the husband and wife immediately climbed down from the donkey and carried it on their shoulders.It seems to be the only choice left. Later, on a narrow bridge, the donkey was frightened and struggled. They lost their balance and fell into the river. You can never have everyone praise you, nor will everyone condemn you. Never in the past, not at present, and never will be in the future.&lt;br /&gt;Thus, do not be too bothered by others words if our conscience is clear.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Live for a cause not applause.&lt;br /&gt;Live to express not impress&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;© Centre Of Discovery&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21630553-114748441006243834?l=discoverpassion.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/feeds/114748441006243834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21630553&amp;postID=114748441006243834' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/114748441006243834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/114748441006243834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/2006/05/peaceful-peaces.html' title='Peaceful Peaces'/><author><name>Parag Kalra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13414958965440037176</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V_eFWvv9a2I/SUP1_wlTvwI/AAAAAAAABEY/YhYCiaAThcs/S220/profilepic501575_1.gif.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21630553.post-113971792177543800</id><published>2006-02-11T20:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-05-15T12:08:23.163-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Really Funny !</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 102);font-size:18;" &gt;Guys read this out its really cool...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 102);font-size:10;" &gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 102);font-size:10;" &gt;Once all the scientists die and go to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 102);font-size:10;" &gt;heaven............ They decide&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 102);font-size:10;" &gt;to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunate&lt;wbr&gt;ly Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching.....  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 102);font-size:10;" &gt;Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font&gt;Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...........\n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font&gt;Einstein\'s counting&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font&gt;1,2,3......97,98,99.....100...&lt;wbr&gt;..... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........\n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font&gt;Einstein says &amp;quot;newton\'s out..newton\'s....out.....&amp;quot;\n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font&gt;Newton denies and says i am not out........&lt;/span&gt;\n&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 102);font-size:10;" &gt;Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein........... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 102);font-size:10;" &gt;Einstein's counting&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 102);font-size:10;" &gt;1,2,3......97,98,99.....100...&lt;wbr&gt;..... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 102);font-size:10;" &gt;Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 102);font-size:10;" &gt;Newton denies and says i am not out........&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font&gt;He claims that he is not Newton......&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;\n&lt;font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font&gt;All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton..........\n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font&gt;Newton says &amp;quot;I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I\'m Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!\n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;The only way to have a friend is to be one !&lt;/span&gt;\n&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;hon.yusuf &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a&gt;",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 102);font-size:10;" &gt;He claims that he is not Newton......&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 102);font-size:10;" &gt;All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.......... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;color:black;"   &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 102);font-size:10;" &gt;Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*****************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;strong&gt;*True Telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks around the U.K ***&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;Helpdesk:* What kind of computer do you have?&lt;/span&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer: *A white one...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk: *Have you tried pushing the button?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* Yes, but it's really stuck.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of ! the screen.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* Your left or my left? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* Good day. How may I help you?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;Male customer: Hello... I can't print.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* Would you click on start for me and ...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* I have problems printing in red...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk: *Do you have a color printer?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* No.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* What's on your monitor now ma'am?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer: *A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* And now hit F8.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* It's not working.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* What did you do, exactly?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* My keyboard is not working anymore.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk: *Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* No. I can't get behind the computer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* OK&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* Did the keyboard come with you?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* Yes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in! Victor, the number 7.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* Is that 7 in capital letters?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;A customer couldn't get on the internet.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* Are you sure you used the right password?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* Can you tell me what the password was?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* Five stars.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* What antivirus program do you use? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer: *Netscape.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* That's not an antivirus program.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer: *Good afternoon! I have waited over ! 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* How may I help you?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* I'm writing my first e-mail.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Helpdesk:* OK, and, what seems to be the problem?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;"  &gt;*Customer:* Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span class="sg"&gt;*************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; An insect falls into a mug of beer...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; Reactions: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; Englishman: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; Throws his mug away and walks out &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; American: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; Takes the insect out and drinks the beer &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; Chinese: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; Eats the insect and throws the beer away &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; Japanese: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; Indian: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; Pakistani: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; -Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; -Relates the issue to Kashmir &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; -Asks the Chinese for Military aid &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; -Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;************************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; people in various places of India..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; 1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; wife,please sanction me one-week leave.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.This is from Oracle Bangalore: &gt;From an employee who was performing&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; performing his daughter's wedding:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. From H.A.L. Administration dept: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; it,please grant me 10 days leave."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5.Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; return, please grant me half day casual leave"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. An incident of a leave letter &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; 7. A leave letter to the headmaster: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; request you to leave me today"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. Covering note: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; "I am enclosed herewith..." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Another one: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. Actual letter written for application of leave: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; home I may be granted leave".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. Letter writing: - &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; "I am in well here and hope you are also in the well." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13.A candidate's job application: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt; applying for the post.&lt;br /&gt;************************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;tt&gt;&lt;/tt&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div  style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;h1 style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;tt&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;h1 style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/mumbaihangout" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:24;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt; What is the difference between girls&lt;br /&gt;aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, and 48, 58 and 68? &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/mumbaihangout" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/b63462dd57.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/mumbaihangout" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"  &gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:18;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt; &lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/mumbaihangout" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/11a5598a48.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/mumbaihangout" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"  &gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:18;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt; &lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/mumbaihangout" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/0fcb93c48a.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/mumbaihangout" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"  &gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:18;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt; &lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/mumbaihangout" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/5c17af1546.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/mumbaihangout" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"  &gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:18;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt; &lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/mumbaihangout" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/617550d876.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/mumbaihangout" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"  &gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:18;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt; &lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/mumbaihangout" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/27d89dd1f4.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/mumbaihangout" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"  &gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:18;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  &gt; &lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/mumbaihangout" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/05ad400834.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/mumbaihangout" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"  &gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:18;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;######################################################################################&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=emb&amp;amp;attid=0.5&amp;th=10a4f234614d60f6" /&gt; 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/&gt;• Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?Santa: Very long!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• Santa: What's difference between man &amp; Superman?Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser &amp;amp; superman wears it over the trouser.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?Santa: Birla cement.Banta: Kyun?Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.&lt;br /&gt;***********************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sardar enters shop &amp; shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?" Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab" Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"______________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES.. MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI, MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!______________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.______________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?" It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.______________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once a Sardarji was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt. Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!______________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". 2. How many seconds are there in a year? The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?" The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...." Saint Peter lets him in without another word_________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a party he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee ...this is my kid and that is my kidney...!!"_________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.." Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"_________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A. Moti-vating..!!!_________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.." Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use surprise doonga..!"_________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter painted "Dr Chorpa Psycho The&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rapist"________________________________________________________ What is the difference between WATCH &amp;amp; WIFE ......... Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto. Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ? Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai Rabridevi ka laloo prasad________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today....... Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still.....digging for more.________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sardar Doctor to his wife: Aji suntiho! Jaa baajoo waley ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meritabiat kharab ho reli hai.&lt;br /&gt;wife: lekin ! aap to khud doctor ho.&lt;br /&gt;Sardar Doctor : ha parmeri fees buhat zyada hai&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and&lt;br /&gt;says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".&lt;br /&gt;The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main&lt;br /&gt;Bol Raha Hoon!"&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was&lt;br /&gt;curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The&lt;br /&gt;Sardar didn't know proper English, he said "Milk&lt;br /&gt;sleeping in night, morning becomes tight"&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;Sardar1: - Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?&lt;br /&gt;Sardar2: -Birla cement&lt;br /&gt;Sardar1: -Kyun?&lt;br /&gt;Sardar2: - Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has&lt;br /&gt;two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It&lt;br /&gt;is for people who can't swim!&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?&lt;br /&gt;Driver: Which part?&lt;br /&gt;Santa Singh: All of me, of course!&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to&lt;br /&gt;fly to Amritsar?'&lt;br /&gt;'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.&lt;br /&gt;'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas&lt;br /&gt;color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shop owner. Santa&lt;br /&gt;Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly&lt;br /&gt;hit a girl!&lt;br /&gt;So girl shouted, 'Sala Break nahi maar sakta tha!!!'&lt;br /&gt;And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab break&lt;br /&gt;kya alag se maroon???????????????????&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway&lt;br /&gt;station ticket counter with two men ahead of him. 'Ek&lt;br /&gt;Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was&lt;br /&gt;given a ticket. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man&lt;br /&gt;asked and was handed a ticket. Then came the turn of&lt;br /&gt;Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!' 'What do u mean&lt;br /&gt;by Punjab female?' asked the clerk. 'It is for my&lt;br /&gt;wife' replied Banta Singh.&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and&lt;br /&gt;says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".&lt;br /&gt;The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main&lt;br /&gt;Bol Raha Hoon!"&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was&lt;br /&gt;curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The&lt;br /&gt;Sardar didn't know proper English, he said "Milk&lt;br /&gt;sleeping in night, morning becomes tight"&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;Sardar1: - Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?&lt;br /&gt;Sardar2: -Birla cement&lt;br /&gt;Sardar1: -Kyun?&lt;br /&gt;Sardar2: - Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has&lt;br /&gt;two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It&lt;br /&gt;is for people who can't swim!&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?&lt;br /&gt;Driver: Which part?&lt;br /&gt;Santa Singh: All of me, of course!&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to&lt;br /&gt;fly to Amritsar?'&lt;br /&gt;'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.&lt;br /&gt;'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas&lt;br /&gt;color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shop owner. Santa&lt;br /&gt;Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly&lt;br /&gt;hit a girl!&lt;br /&gt;So girl shouted, 'Sala Break nahi maar sakta tha!!!'&lt;br /&gt;And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab break&lt;br /&gt;kya alag se maroon???????????????????&lt;br /&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;******************************&lt;wbr&gt;*********&lt;br /&gt;Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway&lt;br /&gt;station ticket counter with two men ahead of him. 'Ek&lt;br /&gt;Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was&lt;br /&gt;given a ticket. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man&lt;br /&gt;asked and was handed a ticket. Then came the turn of&lt;br /&gt;Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!' 'What do u mean&lt;br /&gt;by Punjab female?' asked the clerk. 'It is for my&lt;br /&gt;wife' replied Banta Singh.&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An Indian is having breakfast one  morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter &amp; jam when an American man,  chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the American who,  nevertheless, starts a conversation:  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 128);font-family:Georgia;font-size:100%;"  &gt;American: "You Indian folks eat the whole  bread??"&lt;br /&gt;Indian (in a bad mood): "Of course." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(67, 67, 67);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 128);font-family:Georgia;font-size:100%;"  &gt;American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We  don't. In USA, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in  a&lt;br /&gt;Container recycles it, transform them into croissants and sell them to  India."&lt;br /&gt;The American has a smirk on his face.&lt;br /&gt;The Indian listens in   silence.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(67, 67, 67);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 128);font-family:Georgia;font-size:100%;"  &gt;The American  persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"&lt;br /&gt;Indian: "Of Course."&lt;br /&gt;American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling), "We don't. In USA we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to India." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 128);font-family:Georgia;font-size:100%;"  &gt;The Indian then asks:  "Do you have sex in USA?"&lt;br /&gt;American: "Why of course we do", the American says  with a big smirk.&lt;br /&gt;Indian: And what do you do with the condoms once you've  used them?"&lt;br /&gt;American: "We throw them away, of course."&lt;br /&gt;Indian: "We don't.  In India, we put them in a container, recycle them,&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb"," Melt them down into \n chewing gum and sell them to America. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;\n  &lt;hr /&gt;\n&lt;/div&gt;\n\n\n\n\n\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n\n&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;-~----------~----~----~----~--&lt;wbr&gt;----~----~------~--~---&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;My interest is in the future, because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For the best fwd mails on the net join.....\n&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a&gt;http://groups.yahoo.com/group&lt;wbr&gt;/campusmasti&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For everything about Freher\'s (Jobs, Competitive exams, Preparations, Placement Papers!!!) Join...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a&gt;\nhttp://groups.google.com/group&lt;wbr&gt;/CM-Freshers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a&gt;www.campusmasti.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a&gt;www.cmfundoo.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a&gt;\nwww.cmlifestills.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-~----------~----~----~----~--&lt;wbr&gt;----~----~------~--~---\n\n&lt;/div&gt;",0] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Melt them down into   chewing gum and sell them to America.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;************************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21630553-113971792177543800?l=discoverpassion.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/feeds/113971792177543800/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21630553&amp;postID=113971792177543800' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/113971792177543800'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/113971792177543800'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/2006/02/really-funny.html' title='Really Funny !'/><author><name>Parag Kalra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13414958965440037176</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V_eFWvv9a2I/SUP1_wlTvwI/AAAAAAAABEY/YhYCiaAThcs/S220/profilepic501575_1.gif.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21630553.post-113904096374856597</id><published>2006-02-03T23:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-16T00:16:32.870-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Quotations !</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 130%;"&gt;06--02-2006 to 11-02-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: arial;"&gt;1&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: georgia,bookman old style,palatino linotype,book antiqua,palatino,trebuchet ms,helvetica,garamond,sans-serif,arial,verdana,avante garde,century gothic,comic sans ms,times,times new roman,serif;"&gt; Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.  ~George Smith Patton&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: georgia,bookman old style,palatino linotype,book antiqua,palatino,trebuchet ms,helvetica,garamond,sans-serif,arial,verdana,avante garde,century gothic,comic sans ms,times,times new roman,serif;"&gt; There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.  ~Christopher Morley&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"&gt; It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up. -&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Vince Lombardi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 100%;"&gt;One person with a belief is equal to 99 who have only interests. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 85%;"&gt;- John Stuart Mill&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 100%;"&gt;The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his&lt;br /&gt;enthusiasm.  Let a man lose everything else in the world but&lt;br /&gt;his enthusiasm and he will come through again to success.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 85%;"&gt;                                                                                           - H. W. Arnold&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 100%;"&gt;A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at&lt;br /&gt;night and in between does what he wants to do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 85%;"&gt;                                                                                   - Bob Dylan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 85%;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 130%;"&gt;13--02-2006 to 18-02-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;table style="width: 675px; height: 132px;" class="tdbg" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg" height="100%" valign="top" width="50%"&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 130%;"&gt; • In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. -Bill Cosby&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg2" height="100%" valign="top" width="50%"&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 130%;"&gt; • You must have long range goals to keep you free from being frustrated by short range failures. -Charles Noble&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg" height="100%" valign="top" width="50%"&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 130%;"&gt; • Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure. -Don Wilder and Bill Rechin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg2" height="100%" valign="top" width="50%"&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 130%;"&gt; • I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.  -Thomas Jefferson &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg" height="100%" valign="top" width="50%"&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 130%;"&gt; • Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. - Henry Kissinger&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 130%;"&gt; • It is a mistake to suppose that people succeed through success; they often succeed through failures.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 130%;"&gt; • Our business in life is not to succeed, but to continue to fail in good spirits.  -Robert Louis Stevenson&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;20-02-2006 to 25-02-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia,bookman old style,palatino linotype,book antiqua,palatino,trebuchet ms,helvetica,garamond,sans-serif,arial,verdana,avante garde,century gothic,comic sans ms,times,times new roman,serif;"&gt;&lt;!--, Reader's Digest, Quotable Quotes, 1997, PMB--&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;1. Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/g/george_bernard_shaw.html"&gt;George Bernard Shaw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/johann_wolfgang_von_goeth.html"&gt;Johann Wolfgang von Goethe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/o/oscar_wilde.html"&gt;Oscar Wilde&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/w/winston_churchill.html"&gt;Winston Churchill&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/w/william_shakespeare.html"&gt;William Shakespeare&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One today is worth two tomorrows.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/b/benjamin_franklin.html"&gt;Benjamin Franklin&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/v/voltaire.html"&gt;Voltaire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/t/thomas_carlyle.html"&gt;Thomas Carlyle&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Peace begins with a smile.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/mother_teresa.html"&gt;Mother Teresa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;06-03-2006 to 11-03-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica;"&gt;1. "The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You can't step on it. You can't go around it. You've got to get through it."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica;"&gt;-&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.quoteland.com/author.asp?AUTHOR_ID=57"&gt;John Evans&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica;"&gt;"Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, it's a lot more."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica;"&gt;-&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.quoteland.com/author.asp?AUTHOR_ID=47"&gt;Tom Fasulo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica;"&gt;o run away from danger, instead of facing it, is to deny one's faith in man and God, even one's own self. It were better for one to drown oneself than live to declare such bankruptcy of faith.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica;"&gt;-&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.quoteland.com/author.asp?AUTHOR_ID=303"&gt;Mahatma Gandhi&lt;/a&gt;,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica;"&gt;"Fear less, hope more;&lt;br /&gt;Whine less, breathe more;&lt;br /&gt;Talk less, say more;&lt;br /&gt;Hate less, love more;&lt;br /&gt;And all good things are yours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica;"&gt;-&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.quoteland.com/author.asp?AUTHOR_ID=108"&gt;Swedish Proverb&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica;"&gt;Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica;"&gt;-&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.quoteland.com/author.asp?AUTHOR_ID=974"&gt;Henry Ford&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica;"&gt;Music is well said to be the speech of angels.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.quoteland.com/author.asp?AUTHOR_ID=478"&gt;Thomas Carlyle&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;06-03-2006 to 11-03-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"&gt;1. If your ship does not come in, swim out to it.&lt;br /&gt;- Jonathan Winters&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. A fool in love makes no sense to me. I think you are fool if you do not love.&lt;br /&gt;-Sigmund Frued&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Courage isn't having the strength to go on - its going on when you don't have the strenght.&lt;br /&gt;-Napoleon Bonaparte&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. A pessimist is somebody who complains about noise when opportunity knocks.&lt;br /&gt;-Oscar Wilde&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Hapiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.&lt;br /&gt;-Rober Frost&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.&lt;br /&gt;-Scott Adams&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"&gt;03-04-2006 to 08-04-2006&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;1. Courage is like love; it must have hope to nourish it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/n/napoleon_bonaparte.html"&gt;Napoleon Bonaparte&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. "It's always your ATTITUDE not APTITUDE which decides your ALTITUDE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana; font-size: 180%;"&gt;Navneet&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;ol style="margin-top: 0in;" start="1" type="1"&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;When      you educate a man you educate an individual; whey you educate a woman you      educate a whole family. – Jawaharlal Nehru.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;If you      pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will never bite you.      This is the principle difference between a man and a dog. – Mark Twain.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;There      is sufficiency in the world for man’s need but not for man’s greed. -      Mahatma Gandhi.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Its      man’s good deeds that not only fulfils his needs but also eliminates his      greed.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;He who      is faultless does not care for opinion of others. - Mother Teresa. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="MsoNormal" style=""&gt;Sow an      act, and you reap a habit. So a habit and you reap a character. Sow a      character, and you reap a destiny. –Charles Reade.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tt&gt;&lt;tt&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt;Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it&lt;br /&gt;seems like an hour. Sit with a  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 18px; color: black;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://exchweb/bin/redir.asp?URL=http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/jatinder_w_o_n_d_e_r_z/join" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); text-decoration: none;"&gt;pretty&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt; girl for an&lt;br /&gt;hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S&lt;br /&gt;relativity. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 12px;"&gt;- Albert Einstein&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 85%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; color: black;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt;The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working&lt;br /&gt;the moment you get up in the morning and does not&lt;br /&gt;stop until you &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 18px; color: black;"&gt;meet a beautiful girl&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt;  . &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 12px;"&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 85%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 10px; color: black;"&gt; Uzair Sait&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 10px;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 85%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; color: black;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt;The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's&lt;br /&gt;there to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%; color: black;"&gt; &lt;span style="font-size: 18px; color: black;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://exchweb/bin/redir.asp?URL=http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/jatinder_w_o_n_d_e_r_z/join" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45);"&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45);"&gt;appreciate&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt; it. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 12px;"&gt;- Franklin P. Jones &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 85%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; color: black;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 85%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; color: black;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt;It matters not whether you win or lose; what&lt;br /&gt;matters is whether I win or lose.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 12px;"&gt;- Darrin Weinberg &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 85%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; color: black;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt;Life is pleasant.&lt;br /&gt;Death is peaceful.&lt;br /&gt;It's the transition that's troublesome.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 85%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; color: black;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt;Help a man when he is in &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%; color: black;"&gt; &lt;span style="font-size: 18px; color: black;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://exchweb/bin/redir.asp?URL=http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/jatinder_w_o_n_d_e_r_z/join" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45);"&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45);"&gt;trouble&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt; and he will&lt;br /&gt;remember you when he is&lt;br /&gt;in trouble again.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 85%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; color: black;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt;Complex problems have simple, easy to understand&lt;br /&gt;wrong answers. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 85%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; color: black;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt;It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it&lt;br /&gt;creative problem solving.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 85%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; color: black;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt;Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know&lt;br /&gt;where to shop. &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 85%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; color: black;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt;Alcohol doesn't solve any &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%; color: black;"&gt; &lt;span style="font-size: 18px; color: black;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://exchweb/bin/redir.asp?URL=http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/jatinder_w_o_n_d_e_r_z/join" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45);"&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45);"&gt;problems,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt;but then again,&lt;br /&gt;neither does milk. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 85%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; color: black;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt;Most people are only alive because it is illegal to&lt;br /&gt;shoot them. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 85%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; color: black;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt;Forgive your enemies but remember their names. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 85%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; color: black;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt;The number of people &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%; color: black;"&gt; &lt;span style="font-size: 18px; color: black;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://exchweb/bin/redir.asp?URL=http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/jatinder_w_o_n_d_e_r_z/join" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45);"&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45);"&gt;watching&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(45, 45, 45); font-size: 18px;"&gt;you is directly&lt;br /&gt;proportional to the stupidity of your action.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 85%; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; color: black;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/tt&gt;&lt;/tt&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;************************************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;"&gt;OPEN SOURCE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;1. Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect. -- Linus Torvalds, September 2003&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.  Software is like sex. It's better when it's free.    --  Linus Torvalds&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. There appear to be few if any technical reasons to move from UNIX to Windows NT. The performance of Linux exceeds that of NT 4.0 and Linux appears to be more reliable. -- David Korn, creator of the ksh &lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.bellevuelinux.org/shell.html"&gt;shell&lt;/a&gt;, 1997&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.  Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux.    -- unknown&lt;br /&gt;**********************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;tt&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/tt&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;1.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 85%;"&gt;All men make &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 85%;"&gt;mistakes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 85%;"&gt;, but married men find out about them sooner.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 85%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;span style="font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;--Red Skelton&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;font&gt;2.  &lt;a title="Click for further information about this quotation" href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/32070.html"&gt;Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/John_Updike/"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;dl&gt;&lt;dt class="quote"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/John_Updike/"&gt;John Updike&lt;/a&gt; (1932 -  )&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/dt&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"&gt;"If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep." - &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;-&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.quoteland.com/author.asp?AUTHOR_ID=352"&gt;Dale Carnegie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"&gt;If a task has once begun.&lt;br /&gt;Never leave it till it's done.&lt;br /&gt;Be the labor great or small.&lt;br /&gt;Do it well or not at all.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;table align="right" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"&gt;   &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;    &lt;td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;    &lt;td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;    &lt;td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;   &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;   &lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;-&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.quoteland.com/author.asp?AUTHOR_ID=2"&gt;Anon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"&gt;"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana,arial,helvetica; font-size: 85%;"&gt;-&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://not-a-real-namespace/http://www.quoteland.com/author.asp?AUTHOR_ID=399"&gt;Fats Domino&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21630553-113904096374856597?l=discoverpassion.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/feeds/113904096374856597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21630553&amp;postID=113904096374856597' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/113904096374856597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/113904096374856597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/2006/02/quotations.html' title='Quotations !'/><author><name>Parag Kalra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13414958965440037176</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V_eFWvv9a2I/SUP1_wlTvwI/AAAAAAAABEY/YhYCiaAThcs/S220/profilepic501575_1.gif.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21630553.post-113853950244035358</id><published>2006-01-29T04:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-04-12T08:01:55.033-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Amazing Facts of Technology!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3728/2042/1600/Image%28038%29.2.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; float: right;" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3728/2042/200/Image%28038%29.22.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt; 30-01-2006 to 04-02-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;1. When Windows 3.1 was launched, 3 million copies were sold in first first two months.&lt;p&gt;2. Windows 95 can officially run on a 386DX at 20 MHz with just 4 MB of RAM.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;3. It is much debated that whether any single person can be said to have invented computer. Examples of candidates are Charles Babbage and Konrad Zuse.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;4. Konrad Zuse was a German Engineer who built series of computers, the Z1 to Z4 using binary logic.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;5. A refresh rate of 85 Hz on your monitor means that every single pixel is refreshed 85 times a second.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;6. EPSON stands for " Sons of Electronic Printer."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;06-02-2006 to 11-02-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;1. The fastest type of internet connection is T3, which can go upto 44 Mbps. It is mostly used by ISPs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p&gt;2. Bluesnarfing is the theft of Information from a wireless device through a Bluetooth connection.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;3. Bluejacking is the practice of sending messages between mobile users using a bluetooth wireless connection.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;4. Before joining Apple, John Sculley was CEO of Pepsi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;5. The most expensive game ever developed was ShueMue for Sega Dream Cast. It costed $20 million.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;6. Every time mouse moves or it is clicked, it sends 3 bytes of data to computer it is attached.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;13-02-2006 to 18-02-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: left;"&gt;1. Cyber Patrol, Surf Watch, Net Nanny and Big Brother are all access filters used to block access to objectionalble Web Sites.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2 Boeing was the first airline to discover the Y2K problem, way back in 1993.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Did you know that Domain registration was free until an announcement by the National Science Foundation on 14th September, 1995, changed it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Original URL of Yahoo! was http://akebono.stanford.edu&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Intel Co-founder George Moore said in1965, " The amount of information stored in one square inch of sillicon will double every 18 months." This came to be known as Moore's Law.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Intel Flying Pentium ads and 'Intel Inside' logo were made on an Apple Macintosh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;20-02-2006 to 25-02-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; 1. GUI stands for Graphical User Interface.&lt;br /&gt;2. In 1984, Apple introduced the Macintosh, the first PC with graphical interface.&lt;br /&gt;3. The computing for Pioneer 10 Spacecraft was done by  the Intel 4004 microprocessor.&lt;br /&gt;4. Intel's code name for its effort to make the one GHz microprocessor was Project Froster.&lt;br /&gt;5. Intel stands for Integrated Electronics.&lt;br /&gt;6. ULSI stands for Ultra Large Scale Integration, used in Microchips with over one million transistors.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;27-02-2006 to 04-03-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; 1. Perl, the programming Language was created by Larry Wall with the intention of rehumasing Computing technology.&lt;br /&gt;2. In IT world PnP recruit means an employee, who, like a Plug and Play device, can immediately be productive to the company because of his skills and knowledge.&lt;br /&gt;3. Programs often use a series of nines as a code to shut down systems.&lt;br /&gt;4. Apple had once planned to shorten the name of Macintosh computer to simply 'Mac' to stand for 'Mouse-Activated-Computer'.&lt;br /&gt;5. HP's first inkjet printer was launched in 1984.&lt;br /&gt;6. A Seagte Lab is 100 times cleaner than a typical hospital operating room&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;06-03-2006 to 11-03-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;1. QWERTY keyboard was introduced in the year 1875.&lt;br /&gt;2. The first commertial modem was developed by DATAPHONE by AT&amp;T in 1960.&lt;br /&gt;3. Cordless phones were first introduced in the year 1970.&lt;br /&gt;4. India's first supercomputer is Intel XEON cluster owned by INTEL.&lt;br /&gt;5. Adobe name came from the river Adobe Creek that ran behind  the house of founder John Warnock.&lt;br /&gt;6. The first hard disk of Seagate had a capacity of 5 MB.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;13-03-2006 to 18-03-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;1. The first high level programming language was Fortran.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;2. When Steve Jobs announced Apple's partnership with Microsoft during the August 1997 Macworld trade show, the audience booed for 42 seconds!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;3. David Bradley wrote the code for [ctrl] + [alt]  + [delete] key sequence.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;4. Head of the hard disk doesn't touch the platter, instead it floats few micrometers above the platter.&lt;/p&gt;5. Did you know that first computer to perform a trillion operations per second was called "Gravity Pipline"?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. The first ever ISP was "Compuserve", established in 1969. It still exits under AOL Time Warner.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;20-03-2006 to 25-03-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;1. "Stinger" was the code name used by microsoft for its smart phone platform, that was unveiled in 2001.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Java was created by James Gosling at Sun. He had to debate at coffee shop for the name " Java".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. If you happened to open the case of original Macintosh, you would find 47 signatures, one for each member of Apple's Macintosh Division as of 1982.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. On an average employees loose 15 minutes of a hour just deleting the spams.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. After English, Japenese and German are most used languages on Internet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. China is second biggest target of Spam.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;27-03-2006 to 01-03-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;1.  Vinton Cerf is the co-creator of TCP/IP and the internet.&lt;br /&gt;2. Mathematician Blaise Pascal attempted automated computing as early as 1642.&lt;br /&gt;3 Microsoft was co-founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen who presently is the chairman of Vulcan  Northwest, an Investment firm.&lt;br /&gt;4. Lindows Linux changed its name to Linspire Linux on April 14, 2004 after it lost a legal battle against Microsoft.&lt;br /&gt;5. Bob Metcalfe created ETHERNET a trademark of XEROX company.&lt;br /&gt;6. John Backus of IBM created FORTRAN in 1954.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21630553-113853950244035358?l=discoverpassion.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/feeds/113853950244035358/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21630553&amp;postID=113853950244035358' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/113853950244035358'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/113853950244035358'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/2006/01/amazing-facts-of-technology.html' title='Amazing Facts of Technology!'/><author><name>Parag Kalra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13414958965440037176</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V_eFWvv9a2I/SUP1_wlTvwI/AAAAAAAABEY/YhYCiaAThcs/S220/profilepic501575_1.gif.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21630553.post-113846966473520647</id><published>2006-01-28T09:33:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-25T15:08:27.266-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Beautiful Poems</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3728/2042/1600/win%20and%20los.2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3728/2042/400/win%20and%20los.1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Difference Between &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt; Winning and Losing&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;by Catherine Pulsifer&lt;/i&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:130%;"  &gt; Some of the significant differences between winning and losing are: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt; &lt;span style=";font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hanging on, persevering,&lt;br /&gt;WINNING&lt;br /&gt;Letting go, giving up easily,&lt;br /&gt;LOSING &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt; &lt;span style=";font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:130%;"  &gt;Accepting responsibility for your actions,&lt;br /&gt;WINNING&lt;br /&gt;Always having an excuse for your actions,&lt;br /&gt;LOSING &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt; &lt;span style=";font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:130%;"  &gt;Taking the initiative,&lt;br /&gt;WINNING&lt;br /&gt;Waiting to be told what to do,&lt;br /&gt;LOSING &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt; &lt;span style=";font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:130%;"  &gt;Knowing what you want and setting goals to achieve it,&lt;br /&gt;WINNING&lt;br /&gt;Wishing for things, but taking no action,&lt;br /&gt;LOSING &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt; &lt;span style=";font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:130%;"  &gt;Seeing the big picture, and setting your goals accordingly,&lt;br /&gt;WINNING&lt;br /&gt;Seeing only where you are today,&lt;br /&gt;LOSING &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:0;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Adopt a WINNING attitude!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**************************************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;Failure."&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;     &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;It's only a word.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;But it carries with it so much pain&lt;br /&gt;    and so little concern&lt;br /&gt;so much frustration&lt;br /&gt;   and so little respect,&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;so much stress and so little&lt;br /&gt;    understanding&lt;br /&gt;that people spend their lives&lt;br /&gt;   running through their days&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;in the hope of avoiding the long arm&lt;br /&gt;    of this little word.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;To test our vision, you must risk&lt;br /&gt;   failure.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;To temper your ego, you must attempt&lt;br /&gt;    the impossible.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;To tell your story, you must&lt;br /&gt;    take a chance.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;To see beyond the horizon, you must&lt;br /&gt;    spread your wings.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;To be all you can be, you must&lt;br /&gt;    stretch, flex, try, and go beyond&lt;br /&gt;         your proven limits.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;To bridge the silence, you must risk&lt;br /&gt;    rejection.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;To advance into the unknown, you must&lt;br /&gt;    risk the peril of all your&lt;br /&gt;         previous beliefs and emotions&lt;br /&gt;    that feel so secure.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;Failure is not negative. It is a teacher.&lt;br /&gt;It molds, refines, and polishes you&lt;br /&gt;    so that one day your light will&lt;br /&gt;         shine for all to see.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;    It isn't the failure you     experience&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;          that will determine your destiny,&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;        but your next step and then the next&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;          that will tell&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;               the story of your life.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 64);font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;     &lt;small&gt;                                                               -Tim     Connor&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="left"&gt;      &lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:0;"  &gt;******************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;Success&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;    &lt;td width="120"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;    &lt;/tr&gt;    &lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt;                                &lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top" width="20"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;    &lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;            You ask me what I call Success -&lt;br /&gt;It is, I wonder, Happiness?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is not wealth, it is not fame,&lt;br /&gt;Nor rank, nor power nor honoured name.&lt;br /&gt;It is not triumph in the Arts -&lt;br /&gt;Best-selling books or leading parts.&lt;br /&gt;It is not plaudits of the crowd,&lt;br /&gt;The flame of flags, processions proud.&lt;br /&gt;The panegyrics of the Press&lt;br /&gt;are but the mirage of Success.&lt;br /&gt;You may have all of them, my friend,&lt;br /&gt;Yet be a failure in the end.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've know proud Presidents of banks&lt;br /&gt;Who've fought their way up from the ranks,&lt;br /&gt;And party leaders of renown&lt;br /&gt;Who played as boys in Shantytown.&lt;br /&gt;Strong, self-made men, yet seek to trace&lt;br /&gt;Benignity in any face;&lt;br /&gt;Grim purpose, mastery maybe,&lt;br /&gt;Yet never sweet serenity;&lt;br /&gt;Never contentment, thoughts that bless -&lt;br /&gt;That mellow joy I deem Success.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The haply seek some humble hearth,&lt;br /&gt;Quite poor in goods yet rich in mirth,&lt;br /&gt;And see a man of common clay&lt;br /&gt;Watching his little ones at play;&lt;br /&gt;A laughing fellow full of cheer,&lt;br /&gt;Health, strength and faith that mocks at fear;&lt;br /&gt;Who for his happiness relies&lt;br /&gt;On joys he lights in other eyes;&lt;br /&gt;He loves his home and envies none. . . .&lt;br /&gt;Who happier beneath the sun?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aye, though he walk in lowly ways,&lt;br /&gt;Shining Success has crowned his days.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Robert W. Service&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**********************************************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="5"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quoteland.com/engrave.asp?QUOTE_ID=2527"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;   &lt;/td&gt;   &lt;td style="text-align: left;"&gt;   &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica;font-size:180%;"  &gt;WHAT ARE DREAMS?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;You know a dream is like a river, ever changing as it flows.&lt;br /&gt;And a dreamer's just a vessel that must follow where it goes.&lt;br /&gt;Trying to learn from what's behind you and never knowing what's in store&lt;br /&gt;makes each day a constant battle just to stay between the shores.&lt;br /&gt;And I will sail my vessel 'til the river runs dry.&lt;br /&gt;Like a bird upon the wind, these waters are my sky.&lt;br /&gt;I'll never reach my destination if I never try,&lt;br /&gt;So I will sail my vessel 'til the river runs dry.&lt;br /&gt;Too many times we stand aside and let the water slip away.&lt;br /&gt;To what we put off 'til tomorrow has now become today.&lt;br /&gt;So don't you sit upon the shore and say you're satisfied.&lt;br /&gt;Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance the tides. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;table style="text-align: left; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: auto;" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"&gt;   &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;    &lt;td&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;    &lt;td&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;    &lt;td&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quoteland.com/tellafriend/index.asp?QUOTE_ID=2527"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;   &lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;   &lt;span style=";font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quoteland.com/author.asp?AUTHOR_ID=1380"&gt;Garth Brooks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*******************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica;font-size:130%;"  &gt;How True!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To realize&lt;br /&gt;The value of a sister&lt;br /&gt;Ask someone&lt;br /&gt;Who doesn't have one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To realize&lt;br /&gt;The value of ten years:&lt;br /&gt;Ask a newly&lt;br /&gt;Divorced couple.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;To realize&lt;br /&gt;The value of four years:&lt;br /&gt;Ask a graduate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To realize&lt;br /&gt;The value of one year:&lt;br /&gt;Ask a student who&lt;br /&gt;Has failed a final exam.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;To realize&lt;br /&gt;The value of nine months:&lt;br /&gt;Ask a mother who gave birth to a still&lt;br /&gt;born.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;To realize&lt;br /&gt;The value of one month:&lt;br /&gt;Ask a mother&lt;br /&gt;who has given birth to&lt;br /&gt;A premature baby.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To realize&lt;br /&gt;The value of one week:&lt;br /&gt;Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;To realize&lt;br /&gt;The value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;To realize&lt;br /&gt;The value of one minute:&lt;br /&gt;Ask a person&lt;br /&gt;Who has missed the train, bus or plane.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;To realize The value of one-second:&lt;br /&gt;Ask a person&lt;br /&gt;Who has&lt;br /&gt;survived an accident...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To! realize&lt;br /&gt;The value of one millisecond:&lt;br /&gt;Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Time waits for no one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Treasure every moment you have.&lt;br /&gt;You will treasure it even more when&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you can share it with someone special.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To realize the value of a friend:&lt;br /&gt;Lose one.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21630553-113846966473520647?l=discoverpassion.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/feeds/113846966473520647/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21630553&amp;postID=113846966473520647' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/113846966473520647'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/113846966473520647'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/2006/01/beautiful-poems.html' title='Beautiful Poems'/><author><name>Parag Kalra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13414958965440037176</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V_eFWvv9a2I/SUP1_wlTvwI/AAAAAAAABEY/YhYCiaAThcs/S220/profilepic501575_1.gif.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21630553.post-113846963139876013</id><published>2006-01-28T09:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-08T17:37:15.573-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Great Articles</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3728/2042/1600/brooklynbridge.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;When Steve Jobs Changed My Life !&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3728/2042/1600/180px-Steve-jobs.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; cursor: pointer; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3728/2042/320/180px-Steve-jobs.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoTitle" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" &gt;STEVE JOBS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 6pt 37.45pt 0pt 0.5in; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%;" align="left"&gt;“You’ve got to find what you love”&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-size:13;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin: 6pt 37.45pt 0pt 0.5in; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%;"&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-size:13;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;This is the text of the Commencement address by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer and of Pixar Animation Studios, delivered on June 12, 2005.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;I &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Truth be told, this is the closest I've ever gotten to a college graduation.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Today I want to tell you three stories from my life.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;That's it.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;No big deal.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Just three stories.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h1 style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%;"&gt;The first story is about connecting the dots&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;I &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;dropped out of &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:placename st="on"&gt;Reed&lt;/st1:placename&gt; &lt;st1:placetype st="on"&gt;College&lt;/st1:placetype&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt; after the first six months, but then stayed around as a drop-in for another 18 months or so before I really quit.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;So why did I drop out?&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;It started before I was born.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;My biological mother was a young, unwed college graduate student, and she decided to put me up for adoption.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;She felt very strongly that I should be adopted by college graduates, so everything was all set for me to be adopted at birth by a lawyer and his wife.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Except that when I popped out they decided at the last minute that they really wanted a girl.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;So my parents, who were on a waiting list, got a call in the middle of the night asking: "We have an unexpected baby boy; do you want him?" They said: "Of course." My biological mother later found out that my mother had never graduated from college and that my father had never graduated from high school.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;She refused to sign the final adoption papers.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;She only relented a few months later when my parents promised that I would someday go to college.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;And 17 years later I did go to college.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;But I naively chose a college that was almost as expensive as Stanford, and all of my working-class parents' savings were being spent on my college tuition.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;After six months, I couldn't see the value in it. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life and no idea how college was going to help me figure it out.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;And here I was spending all of the money my parents had saved their entire life.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;So I decided to drop out and trust that it would all work out OK.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;It was pretty scary at the time, but looking back it was one of the best decisions I ever made.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;The minute I dropped out I could stop taking the required classes that didn't interest me, and begin dropping in on the ones that looked interesting.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;It wasn't all romantic. I didn't have a dorm room, so I slept on the floor friends' rooms, I returned coke bottles for the 5 cent deposits to buy food with, and I would walk the 7 miles across town every Sunday night to get one good meal a week at the Hare Krishna temple. I loved it.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;And much of what I stumbled into by following my curiosity and intuition turned out to be priceless later on. Let me give you one example:&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:placename st="on"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;Reed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/st1:placename&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt; &lt;st1:placetype st="on"&gt;College&lt;/st1:placetype&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt; at that time offered perhaps the best calligraphy instruction in the country. Throughout the campus every poster, every label on every drawer, was beautifully hand calligraphed.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Because I had dropped out and didn't have to take the normal classes, I decided to take a calligraphy class to learn how to do this. I learned about serif and san serif typefaces, about varying the amount of space between different letter combinations, about what makes great typography great.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;It was beautiful, historical, artistically subtle in a way that science can't capture, and I found it fascinating.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;None of this had even a hope of any practical application in my life.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;But 10 years later, when we were designing the first Macintosh computer, it all came back to me. And we designed it all into the Mac.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;It was the first computer with beautiful typography.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;And since Windows just copied the Mac, its likely that no personal computer would have them.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;If I had never dropped out, I would have never dropped in on this calligraphy class, and personal computers might not have the wonderful typography that they do. Of course it was impossible to connect the dots looking forward when I was in college.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;But it was very, very clear looking backwards 10 years later.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h1 style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%;"&gt;My second story is about love and loss &lt;/h1&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;I &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;was lucky - I found what I loved to do early in life.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Woz and I started Apple in my parents garage when I was 20.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;We worked hard, and in 10 years Apple had grown from just the two of us in a garage into a $2 billion company with over 4,000 employees.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;We had just released our finest creation - the Macintosh - a year earlier, and I had just turned 30.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;And then I got fired.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;How can you get fired from a company you started?&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Well, as Apple grew we hired someone who I thought was very talented to run the company with me, and for the first year or so things went well.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;But then our visions of the future began to diverge and eventually we had a failing out.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;When we did, our Board of Directors sided with him.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;So at 30 I was out.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;And very publicly out.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;What had been the focus of my entire adult life was gone, and it was devastating.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;I really didn't know what to do for a few months. I felt that I had let the previous generation of entrepreneurs down - that I had dropped the baton as it was being passed to me. I met with David Packard and Bob Noyce and tried to apologize for screwing up so badly.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;I was a very public failure, and I even thought about running away from the valley.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;But something slowly began to dawn on me - I still loved what I did.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;The turn of events at Apple had not changed that one bit. I had been rejected, but I was still in love.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;And so I decided to start over.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;I didn't see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;It freed me to enter one of the most creative periods of my life.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoBodyTextIndent"&gt;During the next five years, I started a company named NeXT, another company named Pixar, and fell in love with an amazing woman who would become my wife.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Pixar went on to create the world's first computer animated feature film, Toy Story, and is now the most successful animation studio in the world. in a remarkable turn of events, Apple bought NeXT, I retuned to Apple, and the technology we developed at NeXT is at the heart of Apple's current renaissance.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;And Laurene and I have a wonderful family together.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;I'm pretty sure none of this would have happened if I hadn’t been fired from Apple. It was awful tasting medicine, but I guess the patient needed it. Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don’t lose faith. I’m convinced that the only thing that kept me going was that I loved what I did. You’ve got to find what you love. And that is as true for your work as it is for your lovers. Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking until you find it. Don’t settle.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h1 style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;h1 style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%;"&gt;My third story is about death&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like: “If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you’ll most certainly be right.” It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: “If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?” And whenever the answer has been “No” for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool. I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost every thing - all external expectations, all price, all &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;fear of embarrassment or failure-these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important, Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;You are already naked.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;There is no reason not to follow your heart.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;About a year ago I was diagnosed with cancer. I had a scan at 7:30 in the morning, and it clearly showed a tumor on my pancreas. I didn't even know what a pancreas was.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;The doctors told me this was almost certainly a type of cancer that is incurable, and that I should expect to live no longer than three to six months.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;My doctor advised me to go home and get my affairs in order, which is doctor's code for prepare to die.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;It means to try to tell your kids everything you thought you'd have the next 10 years to tell them in just a few months.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;It means to make sure everything is buttoned up so that it will be as easy as possible for your family.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;It means to say your good byes.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;I lived with that diagnosis all day.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Later that evening I hid a biopsy, where they stuck an endoscope down my throat, through my stomach and into my intestines, put a needle into my pancreas and got a few cells from the tumor. I was sedated but my wife, who was there, told me that when they viewed the cells under a microscope the doctors started crying because it turned out to be a very rare form of pancreatic cancer that is curable with surgery. I had the surgery and I am fine now.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;This was the closest I've been to facing death, and I hope its the closest I get for a few more decades. Having lived through it, I can now say this to you with a bit more certainty that when death was a useful but purely intellectual concept. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;No one wants to die.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of life. It is life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Don't be trapped by dogma-which is living with the results of other people's thinking.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;They somehow already know what you truly want to become.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Everything else is secondary.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;When I was young, there was an amazing publication called ‘The Whole Earth Catalog’, which was one of the bibles of my generation. It was created by a fellow named Stewart Brand not far from here in &lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Menlo Park&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;, and he brought it to life with his poetic touch.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;This was in the late 1960s, before personal computers and desktop publishing, so it was all made with typewriters, scissors, and polaroid cameras. It was sort of like Google in paperback form, 35 years before Google came along: it was idealistic, and overflowing with neat tools and great notions.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;Stewart and his team put out several issues of ‘The Whole Earth Catalog’, and then when it had run its course, they put out a final issue. It was mid 1970s, and I was your age.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;On the back cover of their final issue was a photograph of an early morning country road, the kind you might find yourself hitchhiking on it, you were so adventurous.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Beneath it were the words: "Stay Hungry.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Stay Foolish." It was their farewell message as they signed off.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish, And I have always wished that for myself.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;And now, as you graduate to begin a new, I wish that for you.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;Stay Hungry.&lt;span style="font-size:0;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Stay Foolish.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;Thank you all very much.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 125%;font-family:Arial;" &gt;***********************************************************&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: center;" align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: center;" align="left"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 102);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:100%;"  &gt;In life, go straight and turn right.. always and in all ways.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: center;" align="left"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;My name is Nick Vujicic and I give God the Glory for how He has used my&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;testimony to touch thousands of hearts around the world! I was born&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; without limbs and doctors have no medical explanation for this birth&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; "defect". As you can imagine, I was faced with many challenges and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; obstacles.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; "Consider it pure joy, my Brothers, whenever you face trials of many kinds."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; ....To count our hurt, pain and struggle as nothing but pure joy? As my&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; parents were Christians, and my Dad even a Pastor of our church, they knew&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; that verse very well. However, on the morning of the 4th of December 1982&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; in &lt;st1:city st="on"&gt;Melbourne&lt;/st1:city&gt; (&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:country-region st="on"&gt;Australia&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;), the last two words on the minds of my parents&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; was "Praise God!". Their firstborn son had been born without limbs! There&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; were no warnings or time to prepare themselves for it. The doctors we&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; shocked and had no answers at all! There is still no medical reason why&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; this had happened and Nick now has a Brother and Sister who were born just&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; like any other baby.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; The whole church mourned over my birth and my parents were absolutely&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; devastated. Everyone asked, "if God is a God of Love, then why would God&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; let something this bad happen to not just anyone, but dedicated&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; Christians?" My Dad thought I wouldn't survive for very long, but tests&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; proved that I was a healthy baby boy just with a few limbs missing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; Understandably, my parents had strong concern and evident fears of what&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; kind of life I'd be able to lead. God provided them strength, wisdom and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; courage through those early years and soon after that I was old enough to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; go to school.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; The law in &lt;st1:country-region st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;Australia&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; didn't allow me to be integrated into a main-stream&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; school because of my physical disability. God did miracles and gave my Mom&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;script&gt; &lt;!-- D(["mb","the strength to fight for the law to be changed. I was one of the first&lt;br /&gt;disabled students to be integrated into a main-stream school.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I liked going to school, and just try to live life like everyone else, but&lt;br /&gt;it was in my early years of school where I encountered uncomfortable times&lt;br /&gt;of feeling rejected, weird and bullied because of my physical difference.&lt;br /&gt;It was very hard for me to get used to, but with the support of my&lt;br /&gt;parents, I started to develop attitudes and values which helped me&lt;br /&gt;overcome these challenging times. I knew that I was different but on the&lt;br /&gt;inside I was just like everyone else. There were many times when I felt so&lt;br /&gt;low that I wouldn\'t go to school just so I didn\'t have to face all the&lt;br /&gt;negative attention. I was encouraged by my parents to ignore them and to&lt;br /&gt;try start making friends by just talking with some kids. Soon the students&lt;br /&gt;realized that I was just like them, and starting there God kept on&lt;br /&gt;blessing me with new friends.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There were times when I felt depressed and angry because I couldn\'t change&lt;br /&gt;the way I was, or blame anyone for that matter. I went to Sunday School&lt;br /&gt;and learnt that God loves us all and that He cares for you. I understood&lt;br /&gt;that love to a point as a child, but I didn\'t understand that if God loved&lt;br /&gt;me why did He make me like this? Is it because I did something wrong? I&lt;br /&gt;thought I must have because out of all the kids at school, I\'m the only&lt;br /&gt;weird one. I felt like I was a burden to those around me and the sooner I&lt;br /&gt;go, the better it\'d be for everyone. I wanted to end my pain and end my&lt;br /&gt;life at a young age, but I am thankful once again, for my parents and&lt;br /&gt;family who were always there to comfort me and give me strength.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Due to my emotional struggles I had experienced with bullying, self esteem&lt;br /&gt;and loneliness, God has implanted a passion of sharing my story and&lt;br /&gt;experiences to help others cope with whatever challenge they have in their&lt;br /&gt;",1] );  //--&gt; &lt;/script&gt;the strength to fight for the law to be changed. I was one of the first&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; disabled students to be integrated into a main-stream school.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; I liked going to school, and just try to live life like everyone else, but&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; it was in my early years of school where I encountered uncomfortable times&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; of feeling rejected, weird and bullied because of my physical difference.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; It was very hard for me to get used to, but with the support of my&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; parents, I started to develop attitudes and values which helped me&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; overcome these challenging times. I knew that I was different but on the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; inside I was just like everyone else. There were many times when I felt so&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; low that I wouldn't go to school just so I didn't have to face all the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; negative attention. I was encouraged by my parents to ignore them and to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; try start making friends by just talking with some kids. Soon the students&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; realized that I was just like them, and starting there God kept on&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; blessing me with new friends.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; There were times when I felt depressed and angry because I couldn't change&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; the way I was, or blame anyone for that matter. I went to Sunday School&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; and learnt that God loves us all and that He cares for you. I understood&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; that love to a point as a child, but I didn't understand that if God loved&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; me why did He make me like this? Is it because I did something wrong? I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; thought I must have because out of all the kids at school, I'm the only&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; weird one. I felt like I was a burden to those around me and the sooner I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; go, the better it'd be for everyone. I wanted to end my pain and end my&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; life at a young age, but I am thankful once again, for my parents and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; family who were always there to comfort me and give me strength.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; Due to my emotional struggles I had experienced with bullying, self esteem&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; and loneliness, God has implanted a passion of sharing my story and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; experiences to help others cope with whatever challenge they have in their&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;script&gt; &lt;!-- D(["mb","life and let God turn it into a blessing. To encourage and inspire others&lt;br /&gt;to live to their fullest potential and not let anything get in the way of&lt;br /&gt;accomplishing their hopes and dreams.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of the first lessons that I have learnt was not to take things for&lt;br /&gt;granted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;And we know that in all things God works for the best for those who love&lt;br /&gt;Him.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That verse spoke to my heart and convicted me to the point where that I&lt;br /&gt;know that there is no such thing as luck, chance or coincidence that these&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;bad&amp;quot; things happen in our life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had complete peace knowing that God won\'t let anything happen to us in&lt;br /&gt;our life unless He has a good purpose for it all. I completely gave my&lt;br /&gt;life to Christ at the age of fifteen after reading John 9. Jesus said that&lt;br /&gt;the reason the man was born blind was &amp;quot;so that the works of God may be&lt;br /&gt;revealed through Him.&amp;quot; I truly believed that God would heal me so I could&lt;br /&gt;be a great testimony of His Awesome Power. Later on I was given the wisdom&lt;br /&gt;to understand that if we pray for something, if it\'s God\'s will, it\'ll&lt;br /&gt;happen in His time. If it\'s not God\'s will for it to happen, then I know&lt;br /&gt;that He has something better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; I now see that Glory revealed as He is using me just the way I am and in&lt;br /&gt;ways others can\'t be used.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am now twenty-one years old and have completed a Bachelor of Commerce&lt;br /&gt;majoring in Financial Planning and Accounting. I am also a motivational&lt;br /&gt;speaker and love to go out and share my story and testimony wherever&lt;br /&gt;opportunities become available. I have developed talks to relate to and&lt;br /&gt;encourage students through topics that challenge today\'s teenagers. I am&lt;br /&gt;also a speaker in the corporate sector.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have a passion for reaching out to youth and keep myself available for&lt;br /&gt;",1] );  //--&gt; &lt;/script&gt;life and let God turn it into a blessing. To encourage and inspire others&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; to live to their fullest potential and not let anything get in the way of&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; accomplishing their hopes and dreams.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; One of the first lessons that I have learnt was not to take things for&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; granted."And we know that in all things God works for the best for those who love&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; Him."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; That verse spoke to my heart and convicted me to the point where that I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; know that there is no such thing as luck, chance or coincidence that these&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; "bad" things happen in our life.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; I had complete peace knowing that God won't let anything happen to us in&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; our life unless He has a good purpose for it all. I completely gave my&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; life to Christ at the age of fifteen after reading John 9. Jesus said that&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; the reason the man was born blind was "so that the works of God may be&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; revealed through Him." I truly believed that God would heal me so I could&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; be a great testimony of His Awesome Power. Later on I was given the wisdom&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; to understand that if we pray for something, if it's God's will, it'll&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; happen in His time. If it's not God's will for it to happen, then I know&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; that He has something better. I now see that Glory revealed as He is using me just the way I am and inways others can't be used.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MORE ON SAME STORY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;!--[endif]--&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: center;" align="left"&gt;  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;  &lt;div align="center"&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;My name is &lt;strong&gt;Nick Vujicic &lt;/strong&gt;and I give God the Glory for how He has used my testimony to touch thousands of hearts around the world! I was born without limbs and doctors have no medical explanation for this birth "defect". As you can imagine, I was faced with many challenges and obstacles.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;"Consider it pure joy, my Brothers,  whenever you face trials of many kinds."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;....To count our hurt, pain and struggle as nothing but pure joy? As my parents were Christians, and my Dad even a Pastor of our church, they knew that verse very well. However, on the morning of the 4th of December 1982 in Melbourne (Australia), the last two words on the minds of my parents was "Praise God!". Their firstborn son had been born without limbs! There were no warnings or time to prepare themselves for it. The doctors we shocked and had no answers at all! There is still no medical reason why this had happened and Nick now has a Brother and Sister who were born just like any other baby.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;The whole church mourned over my birth and my parents were absolutely devastated. Everyone asked, "if God is a God of Love, then why would God let something this bad happen to not just anyone, but dedicated Christians?" My Dad thought I wouldn't survive for very long, but tests proved that I was a healthy baby boy just with a few limbs missing.&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;img&gt;\n &lt;img&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;Understandably,\nmy parents had strong concern and evident fears of what kind of life\nI\'d be able to lead. God provided them strength, wisdom and courage\nthrough those early years and soon after that I was old enough to go to\nschool.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;The\nlaw in Australia didn\'t allow me to be integrated into a main-stream\nschool because of my physical disability. God did miracles and gave my\nMom the strength to fight for the law to be changed. I was one of the\nfirst disabled students to be integrated into a main-stream school.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;I\nliked going to school, and just try to live life like everyone else,\nbut it was in my early years of school where I encountered\nuncomfortable times of feeling rejected, weird and bullied because of\nmy physical difference. It was very hard for me to get used to, but\nwith the support of my parents, I started to develop attitudes and\nvalues which helped me overcome these challenging times. I knew that I\nwas different but on the inside I was just like everyone else. There\nwere many times when I felt so low that I wouldn\'t go to school just so\nI didn\'t have to face all the negative attention. I was encouraged by\nmy parents to ignore them and to try start making friends by just\ntalking with some kids. Soon the students realized that I was just like\nthem, and starting there God kept on blessing me with new friends.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;There\nwere times when I felt depressed and angry because I couldn\'t change\nthe way I was, or blame anyone for that matter. I went to Sunday School\nand learnt that God loves us all and that He cares for you. I\nunderstood that love to a point as a child, but I didn\'t understand\nthat if God loved me why did He make me like this? Is it because I did\nsomething wrong? I thought I must have because out of all the kids at\nschool, I\'m the only weird one. I felt like I was a burden to those\naround me and the sooner I go, the better it\'d be for everyone. I\nwanted to end my pain and end my life at a young age, but I am thankful\nonce again, for my parents and family who were always there to comfort\nme and give me strength.",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;  &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;img alt="join alpha-Q group" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=emb&amp;amp;attid=0.19&amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt;  &lt;img alt="join alpha-Q group" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;amp;disp=emb&amp;attid=0.5&amp;amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;Understandably, my parents had strong concern and evident fears of what kind of life I'd be able to lead. God provided them strength, wisdom and courage through those early years and soon after that I was old enough to go to school.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;The law in Australia didn't allow me to be integrated into a main-stream school because of my physical disability. God did miracles and gave my Mom the strength to fight for the law to be changed. I was one of the first disabled students to be integrated into a main-stream school.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;I liked going to school, and just try to live life like everyone else, but it was in my early years of school where I encountered uncomfortable times of feeling rejected, weird and bullied because of my physical difference. It was very hard for me to get used to, but with the support of my parents, I started to develop attitudes and values which helped me overcome these challenging times. I knew that I was different but on the inside I was just like everyone else. There were many times when I felt so low that I wouldn't go to school just so I didn't have to face all the negative attention. I was encouraged by my parents to ignore them and to try start making friends by just talking with some kids. Soon the students realized that I was just like them, and starting there God kept on blessing me with new friends.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;There were times when I felt depressed and angry because I couldn't change the way I was, or blame anyone for that matter. I went to Sunday School and learnt that God loves us all and that He cares for you. I understood that love to a point as a child, but I didn't understand that if God loved me why did He make me like this? Is it because I did something wrong? I thought I must have because out of all the kids at school, I'm the only weird one. I felt like I was a burden to those around me and the sooner I go, the better it'd be for everyone. I wanted to end my pain and end my life at a young age, but I am thankful once again, for my parents and family who were always there to comfort me and give me strength.&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;Due\nto my emotional struggles I had experienced with bullying, self esteem\nand loneliness, God has implanted a passion of sharing my story and\nexperiences to help others cope with whatever challenge they have in\ntheir life and let God turn it into a blessing. To encourage and\ninspire others to live to their fullest potential and not let anything\nget in the way of accomplishing their hopes and dreams.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;One of the first lessons that I have learnt was not to take things for granted.&lt;/span&gt;\n   &lt;div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;img&gt;            &lt;img&gt;\n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;img&gt;            &lt;img&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;\n&lt;font&gt;&amp;quot;And we know that in all things God works for the best for those who love Him.&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nThat\nverse spoke to my heart and convicted me to the point where that I know\nthat there is no such thing as luck, chance or coincidence that these\n&amp;quot;bad&amp;quot; things happen in our life.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;I\nhad complete peace knowing that God won\'t let anything happen to us in\nour life unless He has a good purpose for it all. I completely gave my\nlife to Christ at the age of fifteen after reading John 9. Jesus said\nthat the reason the man was born blind was &amp;quot;so that the works of God\nmay be revealed through Him.&amp;quot; I truly believed that God would heal me\nso I could be a great testimony of His Awesome Power. Later on I was\ngiven the wisdom to understand that if we pray for something, if it\'s\nGod\'s will, it\'ll happen in His time. If it\'s not God\'s will for it to\nhappen, then I know that He has something better.",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;Due to my emotional struggles I had experienced with bullying, self esteem and loneliness, God has implanted a passion of sharing my story and experiences to help others cope with whatever challenge they have in their life and let God turn it into a blessing. To encourage and inspire others to live to their fullest potential and not let anything get in the way of accomplishing their hopes and dreams.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;One of the first lessons that I have learnt was not to take things for granted.&lt;/span&gt;    &lt;div align="center"&gt;  &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;img alt="join alpha-Q group" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=emb&amp;amp;attid=0.7&amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt;            &lt;img alt="join alpha-Q group" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;amp;disp=emb&amp;attid=0.2&amp;amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;img alt="join alpha-Q group" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=emb&amp;amp;attid=0.6&amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt;            &lt;img alt="join alpha-Q group" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;amp;disp=emb&amp;attid=0.16&amp;amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;"And we know that in all things God works for the best for those who love Him."&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt; That verse spoke to my heart and convicted me to the point where that I know that there is no such thing as luck, chance or coincidence that these "bad" things happen in our life.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;I had complete peace knowing that God won't let anything happen to us in our life unless He has a good purpose for it all. I completely gave my life to Christ at the age of fifteen after reading John 9. Jesus said that the reason the man was born blind was "so that the works of God may be revealed through Him." I truly believed that God would heal me so I could be a great testimony of His Awesome Power. Later on I was given the wisdom to understand that if we pray for something, if it's God's will, it'll happen in His time. If it's not God's will for it to happen, then I know that He has something better.&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt; I now see that Glory revealed as He is using me just the way I am and in ways others can\'t be used.\n&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;I\nam now twenty-one years old and have completed a Bachelor of Commerce\nmajoring in Financial Planning and Accounting. I am also a motivational\nspeaker and love to go out and share my story and testimony wherever\nopportunities become available. I have developed talks to relate to and\nencourage students through topics that challenge today\'s teenagers. I\nam also a speaker in the corporate sector.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;img&gt;\n                           \n &lt;img&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;img&gt;\n            &lt;img&gt; &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;I have a passion for reaching out to youth and keep myself available for\n whatever God wants me to do, and wherever He leads, I follow.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;I\nhave many dreams and goals that I have set to achieve in my life. I\nwant to become the best witness I can be of God\'s Love and Hope, to\nbecome an international inspirational speaker and be used as a vessel\nin both Christian and non-Christian venues. I want to become\nfinancially independent by the age of 25, through real estate\ninvestments, to modify a car for me to drive and to be interviewed and\nshare my story on the &amp;quot;Oprah Winfrey Show&amp;quot;! Writing several\nbest-selling books has been one of my dreams and I hope to finish\nwriting my first by the end of the year. It will be called &amp;quot;No Arms, No\nLegs, No Worries!&amp;quot;",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt; I now see that Glory revealed as He is using me just the way I am and in ways others can't be used. &lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;I am now twenty-one years old and have completed a Bachelor of Commerce majoring in Financial Planning and Accounting. I am also a motivational speaker and love to go out and share my story and testimony wherever opportunities become available. I have developed talks to relate to and encourage students through topics that challenge today's teenagers. I am also a speaker in the corporate sector.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;  &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;img alt="join alpha-Q group" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=emb&amp;amp;attid=0.8&amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt;                              &lt;img alt="join alpha-Q group" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;amp;disp=emb&amp;attid=0.14&amp;amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;img alt="join alpha-Q group" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=emb&amp;amp;attid=0.9&amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt;             &lt;img alt="join alpha-Q group" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;amp;disp=emb&amp;attid=0.20&amp;amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt; &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;I have a passion for reaching out to youth and keep myself available for  whatever God wants me to do, and wherever He leads, I follow.&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;I have many dreams and goals that I have set to achieve in my life. I want to become the best witness I can be of God's Love and Hope, to become an international inspirational speaker and be used as a vessel in both Christian and non-Christian venues. I want to become financially independent by the age of 25, through real estate investments, to modify a car for me to drive and to be interviewed and share my story on the "Oprah Winfrey Show"! Writing several best-selling books has been one of my dreams and I hope to finish writing my first by the end of the year. It will be called "No Arms, No Legs, No Worries!"&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;img&gt; &lt;img&gt;\n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;img&gt;&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n&lt;img&gt; &lt;img&gt;&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;I\nbelieve that if you have the desire and passion to do something, and if\nit\'s God\'s will, you will achieve it in good time. As humans, we\ncontinually put limits on ourselves for no reason at all! What\'s worse\nis putting limits on God who can do all things. We put God in a &amp;quot;box&amp;quot;.\nThe awesome thing about the Power of God, is that if we want to do\nsomething for God, instead of focusing on our capability, concentrate\non our availability for we know that it is God through us and we can\'t\ndo anything without Him. Once we make ourselves available for God\'s\nwork, guess whose capabilities we rely on? God\'s!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;img&gt; &lt;img&gt;\n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;img&gt; &lt;img&gt;",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;  &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;img alt="join alpha-Q group" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=emb&amp;amp;attid=0.21&amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt; &lt;img alt="join alpha-Q group" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;amp;disp=emb&amp;attid=0.11&amp;amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;img alt="join alpha-Q group" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=emb&amp;amp;attid=0.10&amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt; &lt;img alt="join alpha-Q group" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=emb&amp;amp;attid=0.1&amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt; &lt;img alt="join alpha-Q group" src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;amp;disp=emb&amp;attid=0.17&amp;amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;I believe that if you have the desire and passion to do something, and if it's God's will, you will achieve it in good time. As humans, we continually put limits on ourselves for no reason at all! What's worse is putting limits on God who can do all things. We put God in a "box". The awesome thing about the Power of God, is that if we want to do something for God, instead of focusing on our capability, concentrate on our availability for we know that it is God through us and we can't do anything without Him. Once we make ourselves available for God's work, guess whose capabilities we rely on? God's!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align="center"&gt;  &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=emb&amp;amp;attid=0.4&amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt; &lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;amp;disp=emb&amp;attid=0.13&amp;amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=emb&amp;amp;attid=0.15&amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt; &lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;amp;disp=emb&amp;attid=0.18&amp;amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt;&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n&lt;img&gt; &lt;img&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font&gt;Something\'s never change...\n&lt;br /&gt;               But something\'s do...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;\n&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;\n  &lt;hr /&gt;\n&lt;/div&gt;\n\n\n\n\n\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n\n&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;-~----------~----~----~----~--&lt;wbr&gt;----~----~------~--~---&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.&lt;br /&gt;That way, when you criticize them, you\'re a mile away and you have their shoes.&amp;quot;\n&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For the best fwd mails on the net join.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a&gt;http://groups.yahoo.com/group&lt;wbr&gt;/campusmasti&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For everything about Freher\'s (Jobs, Competitive exams, Preparations, Placement Papers!!!) Join...\n&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a&gt;http://groups.google.com/group&lt;wbr&gt;/CM-Freshers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a&gt;www.fundooinfo.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt; - For Fundoo Information&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a&gt;\nwww.cmfundoo.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt; - For Superb Articles&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a&gt;www.cmlifestills.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt; - For the best artiles related to Life!",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:85%;"  &gt; &lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=emb&amp;amp;attid=0.12&amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt; &lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;amp;disp=emb&amp;attid=0.3&amp;amp;th=10b3ff19b4e8e2cb" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:Century Gothic;font-size:100%;"  &gt;Something's never change...&lt;br /&gt;           But something's do...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: center;" align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;*****************************************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: center;" align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Love Story of Narayana Murthy and Sudha Murthy&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was in Pune that I met Narayan Murty through my&lt;br /&gt;friend Prasanna who is now the Wipro chief, who was&lt;br /&gt;also training in Telco. Most of the books that&lt;br /&gt;Prasanna lent me had Murty's name on them which&lt;br /&gt;meant that I had a preconceived image of the man.&lt;br /&gt;Contrary to expectation, Murty was shy,bespectacled&lt;br /&gt;and an introvert. When he invited us for dinner.. I was&lt;br /&gt;a bit taken aback as I thought the young man was&lt;br /&gt;making a very fast move. I refused since I was the&lt;br /&gt;only girl in the group. But Murty was relentless and&lt;br /&gt;we all decided to meet for dinner the next day at 7.30&lt;br /&gt;p.m. at Green Fields hotel on the Main Road,Pune.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next day I went there at 7' o clock since I had to&lt;br /&gt;go to the tailor near the hotel. And what do I see?&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Murty waiting in front of the hotel and it was&lt;br /&gt;only seven. Till today, Murty maintains that I had&lt;br /&gt;mentioned (consciously!) that I would be going to the&lt;br /&gt;tailor at 7 so that I could meet him...And I maintain&lt;br /&gt;that I did not say any such thing consciously or&lt;br /&gt;unconsciously because I did not think of Murty as&lt;br /&gt;anything other than a friend at that stage. We have&lt;br /&gt;agreed to disagree on this matter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Soon, we became friends. Our conversations were filled&lt;br /&gt;with Murty's experiences abroad and the books that he&lt;br /&gt;has read. My friends insisted that Murty was trying to&lt;br /&gt;impress me because he was interested in me. I kept&lt;br /&gt;denying it till one fine day, after dinner Murty said,&lt;br /&gt;I want to tell you something. I knew this was it. It&lt;br /&gt;was coming. He said, I am 5'4" tall. I come from a&lt;br /&gt;lower middle class family. I can never become rich in&lt;br /&gt;my life and I can never give you any riches. You are&lt;br /&gt;beautiful, bright, and intelligent and you can get&lt;br /&gt;anyone you want. But will you marry me? I asked Murty&lt;br /&gt;to give me some time for an answer. My father didn't&lt;br /&gt;want me to marry a wannabe politician,(a communist at&lt;br /&gt;that) who didn't have a steady job and wanted to build&lt;br /&gt;an orphanage...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I went to Hubli I told my parents about Murty and&lt;br /&gt;his proposal. My mother was positive since Murty was&lt;br /&gt;also from Karnataka, seemed intelligent and comes from&lt;br /&gt;a good family. But my father asked: What's his job,&lt;br /&gt;his salary, his qualifications etc? Murty was working&lt;br /&gt;as a research assistant and was earning less than me.&lt;br /&gt;He was willing to go dutch with me on our outings. My&lt;br /&gt;parents agreed to meet Murty in Pune on a particular&lt;br /&gt;day at10 a. m sharp. Murty did not turn up. How can I&lt;br /&gt;trust a man to take care of my daughter if he cannot&lt;br /&gt;keep an appointment, asked my father.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At 12noon Murty turned up in a bright red shirt! He&lt;br /&gt;had gone on work to Bombay, was stuck in a traffic jam&lt;br /&gt;on the ghats, so he hired a taxi(though it was very&lt;br /&gt;expensive for him) to meet his would-be father-in-law.&lt;br /&gt;Father was unimpressed. My father asked him what he&lt;br /&gt;wanted to become in life. Murty said he wanted to&lt;br /&gt;become a politician in the communist party and wanted&lt;br /&gt;to open an orphanage. My father gave his verdict. NO.&lt;br /&gt;I don't want my daughter to marry somebody who wants&lt;br /&gt;to become a communist and then open an orphanage when&lt;br /&gt;he himself didn't have money to support his family.&lt;br /&gt;Ironically, today, I have opened many orphanages&lt;br /&gt;something, which Murty wanted to do 25 years ago. By&lt;br /&gt;this time I realized I had developed a liking towards&lt;br /&gt;Murty which could only be termed as love. I wanted to&lt;br /&gt;marry Murty because he is an honest man. He proposed&lt;br /&gt;to me highlighting the negatives in his life. I&lt;br /&gt;promised my father that I will not marry Murty without&lt;br /&gt;his blessings though at the same time, I cannot marry&lt;br /&gt;anybody else. My father said he would agree if Murty&lt;br /&gt;promised to take up a steady job. But Murty refused&lt;br /&gt;saying he will not do things in life because somebody&lt;br /&gt;wanted him to. So, I was caught between the two most&lt;br /&gt;important people in my life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The stalemate continued for three years during which&lt;br /&gt;our courtship took us to every restaurant and cinema&lt;br /&gt;hall in Pune. In those days, Murty was always broke.&lt;br /&gt;Moreover, he didn't earn much to&lt;br /&gt;manage. Ironically today, he manages Infosys&lt;br /&gt;Technologies Ltd., one of the world's most reputed&lt;br /&gt;companies. He always owed me money. We used to go for&lt;br /&gt;dinner and he would say, I don't have&lt;br /&gt;money with me, you pay my share, I will return it to&lt;br /&gt;you later. For three years I maintained a book on&lt;br /&gt;Murty's debt to me.. No, he never returned the money&lt;br /&gt;and I finally tore it up after my&lt;br /&gt;wedding. The amount was a little over Rs 4000. During&lt;br /&gt;this interim period Murty quit his job as research&lt;br /&gt;assistant and started his own software business. Now,&lt;br /&gt;I had to pay his salary too! Towards&lt;br /&gt;the late 70s computers were entering India in a big&lt;br /&gt;way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;During the fag end of 1977 Murty decided to take up a&lt;br /&gt;job as General Manager at Patni Computers in Bombay.&lt;br /&gt;But before he joined the company he wanted to marry me&lt;br /&gt;since he was to go on training&lt;br /&gt;to the US after joining. My father gave in as he was&lt;br /&gt;happy Murty had a decent job, now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WE WERE MARRIED IN MURTY'S HOUSE IN BANGALORE ON&lt;br /&gt;FEBRUARY 10, 1978 WITH ONLY OUR TWO FAMILIES PRESENT.I&lt;br /&gt;GOT MY FIRST SILK SARI. THE WEDDING EXPENSES CAME TO&lt;br /&gt;ONLY RS 800 (US $17) WITH MURTY AND I POOLING IN RS&lt;br /&gt;400 EACH.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I went to the US with Murty after marriage. Murty&lt;br /&gt;encouraged me to see America on my own because I loved&lt;br /&gt;travelling. I toured America for three months on&lt;br /&gt;backpack and had interesting experiences which will&lt;br /&gt;remain freshin my mind forever. Like the time when the&lt;br /&gt;New York police took me into custody because they&lt;br /&gt;thought I was an Italian trafficking drugs in Harlem.&lt;br /&gt;Or the time when I spent the&lt;br /&gt;night at the bottom of the Grand Canyon with an old&lt;br /&gt;couple. Murty panicked because he couldn't get a&lt;br /&gt;response from my hotel room even at midnight. He&lt;br /&gt;thought I was either killed or kidnapped.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IN 1981 MURTY WANTED TO START INFOSYS. HE HAD A VISION&lt;br /&gt;AND ZERO CAPITAL...initially I was very apprehensive&lt;br /&gt;about Murty getting into business. We did not have any&lt;br /&gt;business background.. Moreover we were living a&lt;br /&gt;comfortable life in Bombay with a regular pay check&lt;br /&gt;and I didn't want to rock the boat. But Murty was&lt;br /&gt;passionate about creating good quality software. I&lt;br /&gt;decided to support him.&lt;br /&gt;Typical of Murty, he just had a dream and no money. So&lt;br /&gt;I gave him Rs 10,000 which I had saved for a rainy&lt;br /&gt;day, without his knowledge and told him, This is all I&lt;br /&gt;have. Take it. I give you three years&lt;br /&gt;sabbatical leave. I will take care of the financial&lt;br /&gt;needs of our house. You go and chase your dreams&lt;br /&gt;without any worry. But you have only three years!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Murty and his six colleagues started Infosys in&lt;br /&gt;1981,with enormous interest and hard work. In 1982 I&lt;br /&gt;left Telco and moved to Pune with Murty. We bought a&lt;br /&gt;small house on loan which also became the&lt;br /&gt;Infosys office. I was a clerk-cum-cook-cum-programmer.&lt;br /&gt;I also took up a job as Senior Systems Analyst with&lt;br /&gt;Walchand group of Industries to support the house. In&lt;br /&gt;1983 Infosys got their first&lt;br /&gt;client, MICO, in Bangalore. Murty moved to Bangalore&lt;br /&gt;and stayed with his mother while I went to Hubli to&lt;br /&gt;deliver my second child, Rohan. Ten days after my son&lt;br /&gt;was born, Murty left for the US on&lt;br /&gt;project work. I saw him only after a year, as I was&lt;br /&gt;unable to join Murty in the US because my son had&lt;br /&gt;infantile eczema, an allergy to vaccinations. So for&lt;br /&gt;more than a year I did not step outside our&lt;br /&gt;home for fear of my son contracting an infection. It&lt;br /&gt;was only after Rohan got all his vaccinations that I&lt;br /&gt;came to Bangalore where we rented a small house in&lt;br /&gt;Jayanagar and rented another&lt;br /&gt;house as Infosys headquarters. My father presented&lt;br /&gt;Murty a scooter to commute. I once again became a&lt;br /&gt;cook, programmer, clerk, secretary, office assistant&lt;br /&gt;et al. Nandan Nilekani (MD of Infosys)&lt;br /&gt;and his wife Rohini stayed with us. While Rohini&lt;br /&gt;babysat my son, I wrote programs for Infosys. There&lt;br /&gt;was no car, no phone, and just two kids and a bunch of&lt;br /&gt;us working hard, juggling our lives and&lt;br /&gt;having fun while Infosys was taking shape. It was not&lt;br /&gt;only me but also the wives of other partners too who&lt;br /&gt;gave their unstinted support. We all knew that our men&lt;br /&gt;were trying to build something&lt;br /&gt;good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was like a big joint family,taking care and looking&lt;br /&gt;out for one another. I still remember Sudha&lt;br /&gt;Gopalakrishna looking after my daughter Akshata with&lt;br /&gt;all care and love while Kumari Shibulal cooked for all&lt;br /&gt;of us. Murty made it very clear that it would either&lt;br /&gt;be me or him working at Infosys. Never the two of us&lt;br /&gt;together... I was involved with Infosys initially.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nandan Nilekani suggested I should be on the Board but&lt;br /&gt;Murty said he did not want a husband and wife team at&lt;br /&gt;Infosys. I was shocked since I had the relevant&lt;br /&gt;experience and technical qualifications.&lt;br /&gt;He said, Sudha if you want to work with Infosys, I&lt;br /&gt;will withdraw, happily. I was pained to know that I&lt;br /&gt;will not be involved in the company my husband was&lt;br /&gt;building and that I would have to give up a&lt;br /&gt;job that I am qualified to do and love doing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It took me a couple of days to grasp the reason behind&lt;br /&gt;Murty's request.. I realized that to make Infosys a&lt;br /&gt;success one had to give one's 100 percent. One had to&lt;br /&gt;be focussed on it alone with no&lt;br /&gt;other distractions. If the two of us had to give 100&lt;br /&gt;percent to Infosys then what would happen to our home&lt;br /&gt;and our children? One of us had to take care of our&lt;br /&gt;home while the other took care of&lt;br /&gt;Infosys.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I opted to be a homemaker, after all Infosys was&lt;br /&gt;Murty's dream. It was a big sacrificebut it was one&lt;br /&gt;that had to be made. Even today, Murty says, Sudha, I&lt;br /&gt;stepped on your career to make mine. You are&lt;br /&gt;responsible for my success. I might have given up my&lt;br /&gt;career for my husband's sake.&lt;br /&gt;But that does not make me a doormat....&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: center;" align="justify"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: center;" align="justify"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;**************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;My Stupid Suicide Plan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Last week, an IITian committed suicide. People who commit suicide do it when they feel there's no future. But wait, isn't IIT the one place where a bright and shining future is a foregone conclusion? It just doesn't add up, does it? Why would a young, hardworking, bright student who has the world ahead of him do something like this? But the answer is this-in our constant reverence for the great institution (and I do believe IITs are great), we forget the dark side. And the dark side is that the IITs are afflicted by the quintessential Indian phenomenon of academic pressure, probably the highest in the world. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can rant about the educational system and how it requires serious fixing, or I can address the immediate-try my best to prevent such suicides. For this column I have chosen the latter, and I do so with a personal story. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;News of a suicide always brings back one particular childhood memory. I was 14 years old when I first seriously contemplated suicide. I had done badly in chemistry in the Class X half yearly exam. I was an IIT aspirant, and 68% was nowhere near what an IIT candidate should be getting. I don't know what had made me screw up the exam, but I did know this, I was going to kill myself. The only debate was about method.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ironically, chemistry offered a way. I had read about copper sulphate, and that it was both cheap and poisonous. Copper sulphate was available at the kirana store. I had it all worked out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;          My rationale for killing myself was simple-nobody loved me, my chemistry score was awful, I had no future and what difference would it make to the world if I was not there. I bought the copper sulphate for two rupees-probably the cheapest exit strategy in the world. \n&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I didn\'t do it for two reasons. One, I had a casual chat with the aunty next door about copper sulphate, and my knowledgeable aunty knew about a woman who had died that way. She said it was the most painful death possible, all your veins burst and you suffer for hours. This tale made my insides shudder. Second, on the day I was to do it, I noticed a street dog outside my house being teased by the neighborhood kids as he hunted for scraps of food. Nobody loved him. It would make no difference to the world if the dog wasn\'t there. And I was pretty sure that its chemistry score would be awful. Yet, the dog wasn\'t trotting off to the kirana store. He was only interested in figuring out a strategy for his next meal. And when he was full, he merely curled up in a corner with one eye open, clearly content and not giving a damn about the world. If he wasn\'t planning to die anytime soon what the hell was I ranting about? I threw the copper sulphate\n&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in the bin. It was the best two bucks I ever wasted.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt; &lt;/span&gt;\n&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So why did I tell you this story? Because sometimes the pressure gets too much; like it did for the IITian who couldn\'t take it no more. On the day he took that dreadful decision, his family and friends were shattered, and India lost a wonderful, bright child. And as the silly but true copper sulphate story tells you-it could happen to any of us or those around us. So please be on the lookout, if you see a distressed young soul, lend a supportive, non-judgmental ear. When I look back, I thank that aunt and that dog for unwittingly saving my life. If God wanted us to take our own life, he would have provided a power off button. He didn\'t, so have faith and let his plan for you unfold. Because no matter how tough life gets and how much it hurts, if street dogs don\'t give up, there is no reason why we, the smart species, should. Makes sense right?\n",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;My rationale for killing myself was simple-nobody loved me, my chemistry score was awful, I had no future and what difference would it make to the world if I was not there. I bought the copper sulphate for two rupees-probably the cheapest exit strategy in the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I didn't do it for two reasons. One, I had a casual chat with the aunty next door about copper sulphate, and my knowledgeable aunty knew about a woman who had died that way. She said it was the most painful death possible, all your veins burst and you suffer for hours. This tale made my insides shudder. Second, on the day I was to do it, I noticed a street dog outside my house being teased by the neighborhood kids as he hunted for scraps of food. Nobody loved him. It would make no difference to the world if the dog wasn't there. And I was pretty sure that its chemistry score would be awful. Yet, the dog wasn't trotting off to the kirana store. He was only interested in figuring out a strategy for his next meal. And when he was full, he merely curled up in a corner with one eye open, clearly content and not giving a damn about the world. If he wasn't planning to die anytime soon what the hell was I ranting about? I threw the copper sulphate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;in the bin. It was the best two bucks I ever wasted.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;So why did I tell you this story? Because sometimes the pressure gets too much; like it did for the IITian who couldn't take it no more. On the day he took that dreadful decision, his family and friends were shattered, and India lost a wonderful, bright child. And as the silly but true copper sulphate story tells you-it could happen to any of us or those around us. So please be on the lookout, if you see a distressed young soul, lend a supportive, non-judgmental ear. When I look back, I thank that aunt and that dog for unwittingly saving my life. If God wanted us to take our own life, he would have provided a power off button. He didn't, so have faith and let his plan for you unfold. Because no matter how tough life gets and how much it hurts, if street dogs don't give up, there is no reason why we, the smart species, should. Makes sense right?&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;CHETAN BHAGAT&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;         &lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;(IIT Delhi, IIM Ahmedabad)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;The only thing that interferes with my Learning is my Education!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a&gt;www.campusmasti.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n",0] ); D(["ce"]);  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;"  &gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;"  &gt;CHETAN BHAGAT&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;"  &gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:130%;"  &gt;(IIT Delhi, IIM Ahmedabad)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="font-weight: bold; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION .&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14;"&gt;An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem&lt;br /&gt;science has with God, The Almighty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He asks one of his new students to stand and .....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: So you believe in God?&lt;br /&gt;Student: Absolutely, sir.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: Is God good?&lt;br /&gt;Student: Sure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: Is God all-powerful?&lt;br /&gt;Student: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.&lt;br /&gt;Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is&lt;br /&gt;this God good then? Hmm?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Student is silent.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God&lt;br /&gt;good?&lt;br /&gt;Student: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: Is Satan good?&lt;br /&gt;Student: No.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: Where does Satan come from?&lt;br /&gt;Student: From...God...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?&lt;br /&gt;Student: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?&lt;br /&gt;Student: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: So who created evil?&lt;br /&gt;Student does not answer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible&lt;br /&gt;things exist in the world, don't they?&lt;br /&gt;Student: Yes, sir.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: So, who created them?&lt;br /&gt;Student has no answer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the&lt;br /&gt;world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?&lt;br /&gt;Student: No, sir.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?&lt;br /&gt;Student: No, sir.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have&lt;br /&gt;you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?&lt;br /&gt;Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?&lt;br /&gt;Student: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science&lt;br /&gt;says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?&lt;br /&gt;Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?&lt;br /&gt;Prof: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Student: And is there such a thing as cold?&lt;br /&gt;Prof: Yes. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14;"&gt;Student: No sir. There isn't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega&lt;br /&gt;heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything&lt;br /&gt;called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we&lt;br /&gt;can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is&lt;br /&gt;only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold.&lt;br /&gt;Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of&lt;br /&gt;it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?&lt;br /&gt;Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You&lt;br /&gt;can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But if you&lt;br /&gt;have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't&lt;br /&gt;it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make&lt;br /&gt;darkness darker, wouldn't you?&lt;br /&gt;Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14;"&gt;Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.&lt;br /&gt;Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is&lt;br /&gt;life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the&lt;br /&gt;concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science&lt;br /&gt;can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has&lt;br /&gt;never seen, much less fully understood either one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that&lt;br /&gt;death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of&lt;br /&gt;life: just the absence of it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a&lt;br /&gt;monkey?&lt;br /&gt;Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of&lt;br /&gt;course, I do. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?&lt;br /&gt;(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the&lt;br /&gt;argument is going.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and&lt;br /&gt;cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not&lt;br /&gt;teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The&lt;br /&gt;class is in uproar.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's&lt;br /&gt;brain?&lt;br /&gt;(The class breaks out into laughter.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt&lt;br /&gt;it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to&lt;br /&gt;the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science&lt;br /&gt;says that you have no brain, sir.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face&lt;br /&gt;unfathomable.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Student: That is it sir... The link between man &amp; god is FAITH. That is all&lt;br /&gt;that keeps things moving &amp;amp; alive.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;. &lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:red;"&gt;WANT TO KNOW WHO THAT STUDENT WAS &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;. A.P.J Abdul Kalam - The Present President of India !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);font-family:Times New Roman Greek;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;Don' Let Others Shatter Your Dreams!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs....&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" lang="0"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  lang="0" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;"  lang="0" &gt;who arranged a running competition. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"  lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);"&gt;The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;"  lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);"&gt;A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;"  lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);"&gt;The race began....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;"  lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);"&gt;Honestly,no one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;"  lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);"&gt;You heard statements such as:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;"  lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);"&gt;"Oh, WAY too difficult!!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;"  lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);"&gt;"They will NEVER make it to the top."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;"  lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);"&gt;or:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;"  lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);"&gt;"Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"  lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"  lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"  lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 204);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 204);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The crowd continued to yell,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt; "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:130%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;More tiny frogs got tired and gave up.... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But ONE continued higher and higher and higher.... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This one wouldn't give up! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:130%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:130%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who, after a big effort, was the only one who reached the top!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:130%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A contestant asked the tiny frog how he had found the strength to succeed and reach the goal? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;It turned out....&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That the winner was DEAF!!!!&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:130%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:130%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The wisdom of this story is: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Never listen to other people's tendencies to be &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;negative or pessimistic.... because they take your most wonderful dreams and wishes away from you -- the ones you have in your heart!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Always think of the power words have.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Therefore:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;ALWAYS be.... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;POSITIVE! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;And above all:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Be DEAF when people tell&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:6;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;b&gt;YOU&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt; that you cannot fulfill your dreams!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Always think:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:7;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:7;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;b&gt;God and I can do this! &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pass this message on to 5 "tiny frogs" &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:130%;" lang="0" &gt;you care about.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Give them some motivation!!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:130%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 185, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Most people walk in and out of your life....but FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);font-size:6;" lang="0" &gt;In two days tomorrow will be yesterday. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 128);font-size:6;" lang="0" &gt;Today is no special day and I have no particular reason for writing to you...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);font-size:6;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:6;" lang="0" &gt;I have no news to tell you....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);font-size:6;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:6;" lang="0" &gt;nor any problems to discuss with you....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);font-size:6;" lang="0" &gt; or gossip to tell you... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);font-size:6;" lang="0" &gt;It's only one of those happy moments&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 255, 255);font-size:6;" lang="0" &gt; ...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);font-size:6;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);font-size:6;" lang="0" &gt;when I thought of you...&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);font-size:6;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 128, 0);font-size:6;" lang="0" &gt;and I would like to share these thoughts with you... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);font-size:6;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);font-size:6;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;MANY SMILES BEGIN BECAUSE OF ANOTHER SMILE... &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 128);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;To The World You Might Be One Person; But To One Person You Might Be the World.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have been Tagged by the Froggy, &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;which means you are a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 128);font-size:180%;" lang="0" &gt;great friend!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 128);font-size:85%;" lang="0" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;***********************************************************************************&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Think Twice before you do anything.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is a true story which happened in the States.&lt;br /&gt;A man came out of his home to admire his new truck.&lt;br /&gt;To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck.&lt;br /&gt;The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment.&lt;br /&gt;When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital. Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands.&lt;br /&gt;When the boy woke up from the surgery &amp; saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, " Daddy, I'm sorry about your truck." Then he asked, "but when are my fingers going to grow back?"&lt;br /&gt;The father went home &amp;amp; committed suicide.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Think about this story the next time someone steps on your feet or u wish to take revenge. Think first before u lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be repaired. Broken bones &amp; hurt feelings often can't.&lt;br /&gt;Too often we fail to recognise the difference between the person and the performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge.&lt;br /&gt;People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.&lt;br /&gt;Pause and ponder. Think before you act. Be patient. Forgive &amp;amp; forget. Love one and all.&lt;br /&gt;If you judge people, you have no time to love them. -- Mother Teresa &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;***********************************************************************************&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;DETERMINATON&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="left"&gt;In 1883, a creative engineer named John Roebling was inspired by an idea to build a spectacular bridge connecting New York with the Long Island. However bridge building experts throughout the world thought that this was an impossible feat and told Roebling to forget the idea. It just could not be done. It was not practical. It had never been done before.&lt;br /&gt;Roebling could not ignore the vision he had in his mind of this bridge. He thought about it all the time and he knew deep in his heart that it could be done. He just had to share the dream with someone else. After much discussion and persuasion he managed to convince his son Washington, an up and coming engineer, that the bridge in fact could be built.&lt;br /&gt;Working together for the first time, the father and son developed concepts of how it could be accomplished and how the obstacles could be overcome. With great excitement and inspiration, and the headiness of a wild challenge before them, they hired their crew and began to build their dream bridge.&lt;br /&gt;The project started well, but when it was only a few months underway a tragic accident on the site took the life of John Roebling. Washington was injured and left with a certain amount of brain damage, which resulted in him not being able to walk or talk or even move.&lt;br /&gt;"We told them so.""Crazy men and their crazy dreams.""It`s foolish to chase wild visions."&lt;br /&gt;Everyone had a negative comment to make and felt that the project should be scrapped since the Roeblings were the only ones who knew how the bridge could be built. In spite of his handicap Washington was never discouraged and still had a burning desire to complete the bridge and his mind was still as sharp as ever.&lt;br /&gt;He tried to inspire and pass on his enthusiasm to some of his friends, but they were too daunted by the task. As he lay on his bed in his hospital room, with the sunlight streaming through the windows, a gentle breeze blew the flimsy white curtains apart and he was able to see the sky and the tops of the trees outside for just a moment.&lt;br /&gt;It seemed that there was a message for him not to give up. Suddenly an idea hit him. All he could do was move one finger and he decided to make the best use of it. By moving this, he slowly developed a code of communication with his wife.&lt;br /&gt;He touched his wife's arm with that finger, indicating to her that he wanted her to call the engineers again. Then he used the same method of tapping her arm to tell the engineers what to do. It seemed foolish but the project was under way again.&lt;br /&gt;For 13 years Washington tapped out his instructions with his finger on his wife's arm, until the bridge was finally completed. Today the spectacular Brooklyn Bridge stands in all its glory as a tribute to the triumph of one man's indomitable spirit and his determination not to be defeated by circumstances. It is also a tribute to the engineers and their team work, and to their faith in a man who was considered mad by half the world. It stands too as a tangible monument to the love and devotion of his wife who for 13 long years patiently decoded the messages of her husband and told the engineers what to do.&lt;br /&gt;Perhaps this is one of the best examples of a never-say-die attitude that overcomes a terrible physical handicap and achieves an impossible goal.&lt;br /&gt;Often when we face obstacles in our day-to-day life, our hurdles seem very small in comparison to what many others have to face. The Brooklyn Bridge shows us that dreams that seem impossible can be realised with determination and persistence, no matter what the odds are.&lt;br /&gt;Even the most distant dream can be realized with determination and persistence&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="left"&gt;***********************************************************************************&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;HELL OR HEAVEN?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="left"&gt;One day while walking down the street a highly&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; successful Human&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; she died. Her soul&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; Gates by St.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Peter himself.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; settled in&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; though, it seems we have a problem. You see,&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; strangely enough, we've&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; never once had a Human Resources Manager make it&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; this far and we're&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; not really sure what to do with you."&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; "No problem, just let me in," said the woman.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; we're going to do&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; and then you  can&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; in."&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; stay in&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; Heaven",&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; said the woman&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; "Sorry, we have rules..."&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; And with that St. Peter put the executive in an&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; elevator and it went&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; down-down-down to hell.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; The doors opened and she found herself stepping out&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; onto the putting&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; was a country club&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; and standing in front of her were all her friends -&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; fellow&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; executives&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; that she had worked with and they were well dressed&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; in evening gowns&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her  on&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb"," &gt; &gt; both cheeks and&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; they talked about old times. They played an&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; excellent round of golf&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; and at night went to the country club where she&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; enjoyed an excellent\n&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; steak and lobster dinner.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; (kind of cute)&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing.\n&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; She was having&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; such a good time that before she knew it, it was&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; time to leave.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; got on the&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; elevator.\n&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; Pearly Gates&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; and&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; found St. Peter waiting for her.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; &amp;quot;Now it\'s time to spend a day in heaven,&amp;quot; he said.\n&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; So she spent\n the&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; the harp and&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; singing. She had great time and before she knew it&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; her 24 hours were&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; up and St. Peter came and got her.\n&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&amp;quot;So, you\'ve spent a day in hell and you\'ve spent a&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; day in heaven. Now&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; you must choose your eternity,&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; The woman paused for a second and then replied,\n&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &amp;quot;Well, I never&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; thought&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; I\'d say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; and all, but I&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; think I had a better time in Hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;\n&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; she went&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; down-down-down back to Hell.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; When the doors of the elevator opened she found\n&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; herself standing\n in&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; a&lt;br /&gt;",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; both cheeks and&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; they talked about old times. They played an&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; excellent round of golf&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; and at night went to the country club where she&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; enjoyed an excellent&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; steak and lobster dinner.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; (kind of cute)&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; She was having&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; such a good time that before she knew it, it was&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; time to leave.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; got on the&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; elevator.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; Pearly Gates&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; and&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; found St. Peter waiting for her.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; So she spent  the&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; the harp and&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; singing. She had great time and before she knew it&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; her 24 hours were&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; up and St. Peter came and got her.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; day in heaven. Now&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; you must choose your eternity,"&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; The woman paused for a second and then replied,&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; "Well, I never&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; thought&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; and all, but I&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; think I had a better time in Hell."&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; she went&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; down-down-down back to Hell.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; When the doors of the elevator opened she found&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; herself standing  in&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; a&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&gt; &gt; &gt; desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; saw her friends&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; and putting it&lt;br /&gt;\n&gt; &gt; &gt; in sacks.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&amp;quot;I don\'t understand,&amp;quot; stammered the woman, &amp;quot;yesterday\n&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; I was here and&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; there was a golf course and a country club and we&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; ate lobster and we&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; danced and had a great time. Now all there is a&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; wasteland of garbage\n&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; and all my friends look miserable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; The Devil looked at her smiled and told...&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;\n&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;\n .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .\n&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .\n&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; &amp;quot;Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you\'re an Employee..&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;\n\t\t&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr /&gt; &lt;a&gt;\nYahoo! FareChase - Search multiple travel sites in one click.&lt;/a&gt;\n\n \n\n \n\n  \n\n\n\n&lt;br /&gt;\n  &lt;div&gt;\n  &lt;hr /&gt;",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; saw her friends&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; and putting it&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; in sacks.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; I was here and&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; there was a golf course and a country club and we&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; ate lobster and we&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; danced and had a great time. Now all there is a&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; wasteland of garbage&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; and all my friends look miserable."&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; The Devil looked at her smiled and told...&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;  .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; .&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt; "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee.."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MORAL:  Bad things or bad areas or bad habbits may look beautiful or may be  easy to deal with but fact is that they still are bad. They may look good for some time but slowly and steadily they start loosing their lusture. So stick to good people, good places, good habbits, good ideas and and many more good things no matter how tough they may seem to conquer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;************************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;" class="q"&gt;Lets Drink the Coffee!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="q"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="q"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;together to visit their old university lecturer. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, some&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling them &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;to help themselves to hot coffee.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;lecturer said: "If you noticed, all the nice-looking,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;cheap ones.  While it is but normal for you to want only the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;cup, but you consciously went for the better cups and are &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;eyeing each other's cups."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;"Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;"Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;enjoy the coffee in it."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;So folks, don't let the cups drive you...enjoy the coffee&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;instead&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***************************&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;********************************************************&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:180%;" class="q" &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;A Trur Love-Story!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="direction: ltr;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;after her,while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;of the party,he invited her to have coffee with him,she was surprised,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt; but due to being polite, she promised.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;anything,she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;suddenly he&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;asked the waiter: "Would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;in my coffee."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;still,he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;"Why you have this hobby?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;He replied: "When I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea , just like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I h! ave the salty coffee, I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;much, I miss my parents who are still living there." While saying that tears&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;about home,has responsibility of home.Then she also started to speak, spoke&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;about her faraway hometown,her childhood, her family. That was a really&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;He was such a good person but she almost missed him!Thanks to his&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;salty coffee!Then the story was just like every beautiful love story,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt; the princess married the prince, then they were living the happy life. And,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;knew that's the way he liked it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb"," &amp;quot;My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie.This was the only lie I said to you - the salty coffee.Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said\n salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that Could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.. Now I\'m dying, I afraid\n of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don\'t like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.  But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you.Having\n you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again.&amp;quot;  Her tears made the letter totally wet. Someday,someone asked her:\n &amp;quot;What\'s the taste of salty coffee?&amp;quot;   &amp;quot;It\'s sweet.&amp;quot; She replied.  Bcoz love is not 2 forget - but 2 forgive. not 2 c - but understand not 2 hear - but 2 listen not 2 let go - but HOLD ON !!!!\n &lt;/div&gt;",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;"My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie.This&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;was the only lie I said to you - the salty coffee.Remember the first time we&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;dated?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;that Could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.. Now I'm dying, I afraid &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;strange bad taste.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you.Having  you with me is my&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;drink the salty coffee again."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Her tears made the letter totally wet. Someday,someone asked her: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;"What's the taste of salty coffee?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;"It's sweet." She replied.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Bcoz love is not 2 forget - but 2 forgive.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;not 2 c - but understand&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;not 2 hear - but 2 listen&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;not 2 let go - but HOLD ON !!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;************************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 64, 128);font-family:Garamond;font-size:7;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 64, 128); font-style: italic;font-family:Garamond;font-size:36;"  &gt;Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.    One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help    drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window.    The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for    hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs,    their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he    would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he    &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 64, 128);font-family:Garamond;font-size:7;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 64, 128); font-style: italic;font-family:Garamond;font-size:36;"  &gt;could    see outside the window.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man in the other bed began to live for    those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all    the activity and color of the world outside.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The window overlooked a    park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children    sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of    every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the    man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the    picturesque scene.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One warm afternoon the man by the window described    a parade passing by.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Although the other man couldn't hear the band -    he could see it. In his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it    with descriptive words.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Days and weeks passed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One morning,    the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the    &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 64, 128);font-family:Garamond;font-size:7;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 64, 128); font-style: italic;font-family:Garamond;font-size:36;"  &gt;lifeless    body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was    saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As    soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next    to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure    he was comfortable, she left him alone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Slowly, painfully, he propped    himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have    compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things    outside this window.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The nurse responded that the man was blind and    could not even see the wall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to    encourage you."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Garamond;font-size:7;color:red;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Garamond;font-size:36;color:red;"   &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Garamond;font-size:180%;color:red;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Garamond;font-size:18;color:red;"   &gt;Epilogue:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own    situations.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;"  &gt;    &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 64, 128);font-family:Garamond;font-size:7;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 64, 128); font-style: italic;font-family:Garamond;font-size:36;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Garamond;font-size:7;color:red;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Garamond;font-size:36;color:red;"   &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Garamond;font-size:180%;color:red;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Garamond;font-size:18;color:red;"   &gt;Shared    grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.    &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 64, 128);font-family:Garamond;font-size:7;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 64, 128); font-style: italic;font-family:Garamond;font-size:36;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Garamond;font-size:7;color:red;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Garamond;font-size:36;color:red;"   &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Garamond;font-size:180%;color:red;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Garamond;font-size:18;color:red;"   &gt;If    you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't    buy. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Garamond;font-size:180%;color:red;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Garamond;font-size:18;color:red;"   &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Today    is a gift, that's why it is called the present."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Garamond;font-size:180%;color:red;"   &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Garamond;font-size:18;color:red;"   &gt;*******************************************************&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; Vanilla Ice Cream that puzzled General motors !!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt;  An Interesting Story&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; Never underestimate your Clients' Complaint, no matter&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; how funny it might seem!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; This is a real story that happened between the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; customer of General&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; Motors and its Customer-Care Executive . Pls read&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; on.....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nGeneral Motors:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n\'This is the second time I have written to you, and I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\ndon\'t blame you &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nfor not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nis a fact that&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nwe  have a tradition in our family of Ice-Cream for&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\ndessert after&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\ndinner each night,but the kind of ice cream varies so,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nevery night,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nafter we\'ve eaten, the whole family votes on which&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nkind of ice cream&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nwe should have and I drive down to the store to get&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nit. It\'s also a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; General Motors:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; 'This is the second time I have written to you, and I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; don't blame you &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; for not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; is a fact that&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; we  have a tradition in our family of Ice-Cream for&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; dessert after&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; dinner each night,but the kind of ice cream varies so,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; every night,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; after we've eaten, the whole family votes on which&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; kind of ice cream&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; we should have and I drive down to the store to get&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; it. It's also a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;font&gt;\nfact that I recently  purchased  a new Pontiac and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nsince then my trips&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nto the store have created  a problem.....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;font&gt;\nYou see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nstart back from&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nthe store my car won\'t start. If I get any other kind&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nof ice cream,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nthe car starts just fine. I want you to know I\'m&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nserious about this&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nquestion, no matter how silly it sounds .&amp;quot;What is&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nthere about a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nPontiac that makes it not start when I get vanilla ice&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\ncream, and easy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; fact that I recently  purchased  a new Pontiac and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; since then my trips&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; to the store have created  a problem.....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; start back from&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; the store my car won't start. If I get any other kind&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; of ice cream,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; the car starts just fine. I want you to know I'm&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; serious about this&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; question, no matter how silly it sounds ."What is&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; there about a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; Pontiac that makes it not start when I get vanilla ice&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; cream, and easy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;font&gt;\nto start whenever I get any other kind?&amp;quot; The Pontiac&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nPresident was&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nunderstandably skeptical about the letter, but sent an&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nEngineer to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\ncheck it out anyway.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nThe latter was surprised to be greeted by a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nsuccessful, obviously well&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\neducated man in a fine neighborhood. He had arranged&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nto meet the man&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\njust after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nand drove to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nthe ice cream store. It was vanilla ice cream that&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nnight and, sure&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; to start whenever I get any other kind?" The Pontiac&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; President was&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; understandably skeptical about the letter, but sent an&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; Engineer to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; check it out anyway.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; The latter was surprised to be greeted by a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; successful, obviously well&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; educated man in a fine neighborhood. He had arranged&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; to meet the man&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; just after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; and drove to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; the ice cream store. It was vanilla ice cream that&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; night and, sure&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt;&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","\nenough, after they came back to the car, it wouldn\'t&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nstart.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nThe Engineer returned for three more nights. The first&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nnight, they got&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nchocolate. The car started. The second night, he got&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nstrawberry. The&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\ncar started. The third night he ordered vanilla. The&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\ncar failed to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nstart.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nNow the engineer, being a logical man, refused to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nbelieve that this&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nman\'s car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\narranged, therefore,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nto continue his visits for as long as it took to solve",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt; enough, after they came back to the car, it wouldn't&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; start.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; The Engineer returned for three more nights. The first&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; night, they got&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; chocolate. The car started. The second night, he got&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; strawberry. The&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; car started. The third night he ordered vanilla. The&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; car failed to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; start.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; Now the engineer, being a logical man, refused to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; believe that this&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; man's car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; arranged, therefore,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; to continue his visits for as long as it took to solve&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nthe problem.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nAnd toward this end he began to take notes: He jotted&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\ndown all sorts&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nof data: time of day, type of gas uses, time to drive&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nback and forth&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\netc.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nIn a short time, he had a clue: the man took less time&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nto buy vanilla&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nthan any other flavor. Why? The answer was in the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nlayout of the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nstore.Vanilla, being the most popular flavor, was in a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nseparate case&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nat the front of the store for quick pickup. All the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; the problem.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; And toward this end he began to take notes: He jotted&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; down all sorts&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; of data: time of day, type of gas uses, time to drive&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; back and forth&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; etc.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; In a short time, he had a clue: the man took less time&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; to buy vanilla&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; than any other flavor. Why? The answer was in the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; layout of the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; store.Vanilla, being the most popular flavor, was in a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; separate case&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; at the front of the store for quick pickup. All the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt;&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","\nother flavors were&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nkept in the back of the store at a different counter&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nwhere it took&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nconsiderably longer to check out the flavor.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n\nNow, the question for the Engineer was why the car&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nwouldn\'t  start&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nwhen it took less time. Eureka - Time was now the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nproblem - not the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nvanilla ice cream!!!! The engineer quickly came up&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nwith the answer:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n&amp;quot;vapour lock&amp;quot;. It was happening every night; but the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nextra time taken&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nto get the other flavors allowed the engine to cool&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\ndown sufficiently",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt; other flavors were&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; kept in the back of the store at a different counter&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; where it took&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; considerably longer to check out the flavor.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt;  Now, the question for the Engineer was why the car&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; wouldn't  start&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; when it took less time. Eureka - Time was now the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; problem - not the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; vanilla ice cream!!!! The engineer quickly came up&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; with the answer:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; "vapour lock". It was happening every night; but the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; extra time taken&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; to get the other flavors allowed the engine to cool&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; down sufficiently&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nto start. When the man got vanilla, the engine was&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nstill too hot for&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nthe vapour lock to dissipate.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nRemember :&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nEven crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nproblems seem&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\nto be simple only when we find the solution , with&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font&gt;\ncool thinking.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n &lt;tt&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;/tt&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;Don\'t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a&gt;www.campusmasti.com&lt;/a&gt;\n&lt;/div&gt;",0] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; to start. When the man got vanilla, the engine was&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; still too hot for&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; the vapour lock to dissipate.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; Remember :&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; problems seem&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; to be simple only when we find the solution , with&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:georgia;" &gt; cool thinking.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;                  &lt;tt&gt;&lt;br /&gt;************************************************************************************&lt;/tt&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);font-family:courier new;" &gt;ATTITUDE IS WHAT IT COUNTS!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;tt&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Georgia,serif;"&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/tt&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span lang="en-gb"&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Dear Son,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I&lt;br /&gt;won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging&lt;br /&gt;up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would&lt;br /&gt;be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.&lt;br /&gt;............................&lt;wbr&gt;.Love, Dad&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For&lt;br /&gt;Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and&lt;br /&gt;local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son&lt;br /&gt;telling him what happened, and asked him  what to do next.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your&lt;br /&gt;potatoes,&lt;br /&gt;Dad.......................... It's the best I could do&lt;br /&gt;for you from here."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Moral:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;One Day I Decided to Quit&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;One day I decided to quit...I quit my job, my relationship, my &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Spirituality... I wanted to quit my life. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. God, I said. Can you &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;give me one good reason not to quit His answer surprised me...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Look around, He said. Do you see the fern and the bamboo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Yes, I replied.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;But I did not quit on the bamboo. He said.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;quit. In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;not quit. He said.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared to the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;fern it was seemingly small and insignificant...But just 6 months later the&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall. It had spent the five years growing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive. I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle. He said&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;to me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;have actually been growing roots&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Don't compare yourself to others. He said. The bamboo had a different&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;purpose than the fern. Yet they both make the forest beautiful. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Your time will come, God said to me. You will rise high&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;How high should I rise I asked.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;How high will the bamboo rise He asked in return.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;As high as it can I questioned&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Yes. He said, Give me glory by rising as high as you can. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;I left the forest and bring back this story. I hope these words can help you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;see that God will never give up on you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;He will never give up on you!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;WHEN A LIZARD CAN, WHY CAN'T WE?&lt;br /&gt;This is a true story that happened in Japan .&lt;br /&gt;In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls.&lt;br /&gt;When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck&lt;br /&gt;there&lt;br /&gt;because a nail from outside hammered into one of its feet. He sees&lt;br /&gt;this,&lt;br /&gt;feels pity, and at the same time curious, as when he checked the nail,&lt;br /&gt;it&lt;br /&gt;was nailed 10 years ago when the house was! first built.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What happened?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lizard has survived in such position for 10 years! In a dark wall&lt;br /&gt;partition for 10 years without moving, it is impossible and&lt;br /&gt;mind-boggling.&lt;br /&gt;Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 10 years! without moving&lt;br /&gt;a&lt;br /&gt;single step--since its foot was nailed!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, what it has been doing,&lt;br /&gt;and what and how it has been eating. Later, not knowing from where it&lt;br /&gt;came, appears another lizard, with food in its mouth. Ah! He was&lt;br /&gt;stunned&lt;br /&gt;and touched deeply. For the lizard that was stuck by nail, another&lt;br /&gt;lizard&lt;br /&gt;has been feeding it for the past 10 years...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Imagine? it has been doing that untiringly for 10 long years, without&lt;br /&gt;giving up hope on its partner.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Think, will u do that to your partner?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Think that will you do it to your Mom,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who brought you after a big struggle of  Nine long months ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or at least to your Dad, Friends, Co-workers, brothers and Sisters?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Imagine what a small creature can do that a creature blessed with a&lt;br /&gt;brilliant mind can't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As information and communication technology advances, our access to&lt;br /&gt;information becomes faster and faster. But the distance between human&lt;br /&gt;beings    . . . is it getting closer as well?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...Please never abandon your loved ones&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;tt&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/tt&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tt&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Georgia,serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/tt&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;tt&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Georgia,serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/tt&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;Don\'t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a&gt;www.campusmasti.com&lt;/a&gt;\n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;",0] ); D(["ce"]);  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);" class="sg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21630553-113846963139876013?l=discoverpassion.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/feeds/113846963139876013/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21630553&amp;postID=113846963139876013' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/113846963139876013'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/113846963139876013'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/2006/01/great-articles.html' title='Great Articles'/><author><name>Parag Kalra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13414958965440037176</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V_eFWvv9a2I/SUP1_wlTvwI/AAAAAAAABEY/YhYCiaAThcs/S220/profilepic501575_1.gif.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21630553.post-113846879038158771</id><published>2006-01-28T09:19:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-08T18:16:35.826-07:00</updated><title type='text'>General Knowlege</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;29-01-2006 to 04-02-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; 1. Aviva Life Insurance is a joint venture between Dabur and Aviva.&lt;br /&gt;2. Aviva is largest insurer in Britain.&lt;br /&gt;3. China is third Largest country in terms of area.&lt;br /&gt;4. Leela Chitnis was first to model for Lux soap.&lt;br /&gt;5. New India Assurance was set up by Dorabji Tata in 1919.&lt;br /&gt;6. Gateway Of India was built by George Wittet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;06-01-2006 to 11-02-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; 1. Aniel Matherani was India's Ambassador to Croatia.&lt;br /&gt;2. Karan Thappar won the conveted Asian Television Award as Best Current Affairs Presenter Award for the third time.&lt;br /&gt;3. Skycrapper Taipei 101 ( 508 meters) which is sought to have triggered two earthquakes, is located in Taiwan.&lt;br /&gt;4. Srilanka is hosting Under 19 Cricket World Cup which is to be held in February 2006.&lt;br /&gt;5. Supeme Court of India appointed to T. S. Krishnamurthy as the observer for the BCCI office bearer elections which were held in Novemember 2005. Mr. Sharad Pawar was selected as President of Board Of Cricket Control in India in this election.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;13-02-2006 to 18-02-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;1. Peter Weir is the director of English file "Shantaram", based on the novel with the same title by Gregory David Roberts.&lt;br /&gt;2. Pondichery has opposed the interlinking of the Achanchoil and Pampa rivers to the Vypar river.&lt;br /&gt;3. Israel's Prime Minister has formed new centrist party called Kadima.&lt;br /&gt;4. DART stands for Deep Ocean Assessment and Reporting of Tsunamis&lt;br /&gt;5. Article 30(1) of Indian Constitution deals with Right of Minorities.&lt;br /&gt;6. India is world largest Tea producer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;20-02-2006 to 25-02-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; 1. The Kruger National Park, which is taking various measures to control its increasing elephant population, is the flagship national park of South Africa.&lt;br /&gt;2. Ramakutty Maniappan, an employee of the Border Roads Organisation (BRO), was recently kidnapped and killed in Afganistan.&lt;br /&gt;3. Dadar railway station was originally designed by London-based architect Halsey Ricardo in December 1905.&lt;br /&gt;4. N. Ram is the editor-in-chief of The Hindu.&lt;br /&gt;5. The Kyoto Protocol is an amendment to the &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Framework_Convention_on_Climate_Change" title="United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change"&gt;United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;6. Kyoto Protocol will lapse in 2012.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;27-02-2006 to 04-03-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;1. The media channel Al-Jazzera is hearquartered in Doha.&lt;br /&gt;2. Indian Government worked as mediator between the Srilankan Government and  the LTTE in 1980s.&lt;br /&gt;3. BrahMos missile travels 2.8 to 3 times that of speed of sound.&lt;br /&gt;4. The 165 year old heritage hotel, The Grand Eastern Hotel located in Kolkata was  purchased by Bharat Hotels in December 2005.&lt;br /&gt;5. Out of the 42000 cases of rabies around the world, about 36000 occur in India.&lt;br /&gt;6. Copenhagen is the capital of Denmark.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;06-02-2006 to 11-02-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Vande Mataram is associated with maternal mortality.&lt;br /&gt;2. The valley of flowers is located in state of Uttaranchal.&lt;br /&gt;3. Indian railways are divided into 16 zones.&lt;br /&gt;4. Film and Television Institute of India is located in Pune.&lt;br /&gt;5. Silent Valley of India is located in state Kerla.&lt;br /&gt;6. Chess Originated in India or China&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;06-02-2006 to 11-03-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;1. Beijing is nicked named as " The Forbidden City".&lt;br /&gt;2. Berne is the capital of Austria.&lt;br /&gt;3. After United States, India is the second largest user of Pesticide.&lt;br /&gt;4. "What buisness demands" is punch line of Satyam.&lt;br /&gt;5. The head quarters of Motorola is located at Schaumburg, Illinois.&lt;br /&gt;6. Hynix semiconductor, a chip making company is based in South Korea.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;13-02-2006 to 18-03-2006&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;1. "Don't be evil" is the punch line of Google.&lt;br /&gt;2. Berger Paints is the Co-Sponsor of the movie "Rang De Basanti".&lt;br /&gt;3. "If you think, you can" is punch line of The Economic Times.&lt;br /&gt;4. Bogey, eagle and tee are the terms associated with the game golf.&lt;br /&gt;5. Qutub Minar is named after Qutubuddin Aikbak.&lt;br /&gt;6. Arga was founded by Sikandar Lodhi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;BECOME A QUIZ MASTER!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;CODE-NAMES&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. What is the literary term used to describe a code name?&lt;br /&gt;2. What was the name given to the systematic killing of the Jews of Europe by Nazis?&lt;br /&gt;3. What was the code name of Windows XP during its design stage?&lt;br /&gt;4. During second world war, which ruler was code named GLYPTIC, meaning "an average carved out of stone"?&lt;br /&gt;5. What was the 1944 Japenese assault on Imphal and Kohima code named as?&lt;br /&gt;6. What was Japenese code name for attack on Pearl Harbour in 1941?&lt;br /&gt;7. What was the pull out code of Israel from Gaza strip in September 2005?&lt;br /&gt;8. What was Indian Government overall operation in Tsunami affected areas code name?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Answers:&lt;br /&gt;1.  Cryptonym.&lt;br /&gt;2. Operation Reinhard.&lt;br /&gt;3. Whistler.&lt;br /&gt;4. Stalin (which means man of steel")&lt;br /&gt;5. U-Go&lt;br /&gt;6. Z&lt;br /&gt;7. Shevet Ahhim&lt;br /&gt;8. Sea Wave&lt;br /&gt;------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Dictators:&lt;br /&gt;1. Which African dictator was also his country's light heavyweight boxing champion between 1951 and 1960?&lt;br /&gt;2. This dictator holds no official title but calls himself "Guide of the Revolution". Who is he?&lt;br /&gt;3. Which dictator is said to be the author of the romantic love story Zabiba and the King?&lt;br /&gt;4. He introduced Juche, Which demands absolutely loyalty to him and party. Name the Dictator.&lt;br /&gt;5. Which Delhi Born South Asian Military Commander and later day dictator coined the phrase Enlightened Moderation.&lt;br /&gt;6. Which absolute autocrat's words were "France, the Army, Head of the Army, Josephine"?&lt;br /&gt;7. Which dictator named man of the year by TIME had titles like  Brilliant Genius of Humanity and Gardner of Happiness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;************************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" &gt;Random Points:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote style="border-left: 2px solid rgb(16, 16, 255); margin-left: 5px; padding-left: 5px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.4&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;amp;disp=attd&amp;attid=0.17&amp;amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.12&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The liquid inside young coconuts&lt;br /&gt;can be used as a substitute for &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.21&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Blood plasma.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No piece of paper can be folded in half&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.6&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;more than seven (7) times.  &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Donkeys kill more people annually &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.5&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;than plane crashes. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 128);font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You burn more calories sleeping &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.23&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 128);font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;than you do watching television.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oak trees do not produce acorns  &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.9&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; The first product to have a bar code &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt; was Wrigley\'s gum. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; The King of Hearts is the only king &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img&gt;\n&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt; WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; American Airlines\n saved $40,000 in 1987&lt;br /&gt; by eliminating one (1) olive&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; from each salad served in first-class. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. \n&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; (Since Venus is normally associated with women,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n&lt;b&gt; &lt;br /&gt; what does this tell you!) &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Apples, not caffeine, &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img&gt;\n&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt; are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Most dust particles in your house are made from&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;\n&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img&gt;&lt;img&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt; DEAD SKIN!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; The first owner of the Marlboro Company&lt;br /&gt; died of lung cancer.",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;color:red;"   &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first product to have a bar code &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.25&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;was Wrigley's gum. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The King of Hearts is the only king &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.7&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;American Airlines  saved $40,000 in 1987&lt;br /&gt;by eliminating one (1) olive&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;from each salad served in first-class. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.  &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.10&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Since Venus is normally associated with women,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;what does this tell you!) &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;color:red;"   &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apples, not caffeine, &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.11&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most dust particles in your house are made from&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;amp;disp=attd&amp;attid=0.1&amp;amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.8&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DEAD SKIN!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;color:red;"   &gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first owner of the Marlboro Company&lt;br /&gt;died of lung cancer.&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt; So did the first &amp;quot;Marlboro Man.&amp;quot; \n&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Walt Disney was afraid&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt; OF MICE!\n&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; PEARLS MELT&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt; IN\n VINEGAR!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; The three most valuable brand names on earth: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Marlboro, &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;Coca Cola,&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n&lt;b&gt;  and &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;Budweiser,&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;  &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;in that order.&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...\n&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt; but, not downstairs.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n &lt;br /&gt; A duck\'s quack doesn\'t echo,&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt; and no one knows why.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;\n&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush&lt;br /&gt; be kept at least six (6) feet away from&lt;br /&gt; a toilet to avoid airborne particles&lt;br /&gt; resulting from the flush. \n&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img&gt;",1] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.3&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So did the first "Marlboro Man."  &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Walt Disney was afraid&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;amp;disp=attd&amp;attid=0.22&amp;amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OF MICE! &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PEARLS MELT&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.19&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IN  VINEGAR!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The three most valuable brand names on earth: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;color:red;"   &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Marlboro, &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;color:blue;"   &gt;&lt;b&gt;Coca Cola,&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt; &lt;b&gt;  and &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;Budweiser,&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;  &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;in that order.&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.14&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but, not downstairs.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A duck's quack doesn't echo,&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.20&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 0);font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and no one knows why.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:6;color:blue;"   &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush&lt;br /&gt;be kept at least six (6) feet away from&lt;br /&gt;a toilet to avoid airborne particles&lt;br /&gt;resulting from the flush.  &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.13&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;script&gt;&lt;!-- D(["mb","&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt; (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;\n&lt;i&gt;  &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Richard Millhouse Nixon &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img&gt;\n&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; was the first U.S. president&lt;br /&gt; whose name contains all the letters&lt;br /&gt; from the word &lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&amp;quot;criminal.&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;\n&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; The second ?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; William Jefferson Clinton&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;\n&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt; (Please don\'t tell me you\'re SURPRISED!?!!)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; And the best for last.....&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Turtles can breathe through their butts.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt; (I know some people like that, don\'t YOU?)&lt;/i&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;\n&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;The only thing that interferes with my Learning is my Education!\n&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a&gt;www.campusmasti.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n",0] );  //--&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:6;color:blue;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6;"&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;i&gt;  &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:6;color:red;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Richard Millhouse Nixon &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.16&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="I have always been a fighter!" /&gt; &lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;was the first U.S. president&lt;br /&gt;whose name contains all the letters&lt;br /&gt;from the word &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:red;"   &gt;"criminal."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:6;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The second ?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:6;color:blue;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;William Jefferson Clinton&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:180%;color:blue;"  &gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;amp;disp=attd&amp;attid=0.24&amp;amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:7;"  &gt; &lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the best for last.....&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 51);font-size:180%;" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.18&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:6;"  &gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Turtles can breathe through their butts.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 0);font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)&lt;/i&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.2&amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&amp;amp;disp=attd&amp;amp;attid=0.15&amp;amp;th=1091ccddbeaa5d83" alt="[]" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Asia has the largest population.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. &lt;span style=";font-family:sans serife,arial;font-size:85%;color:red;"   &gt;&lt;b&gt; In 1997, Astronaut David Wolf of Houston, Texas, was permitted to caste his vote for Houston's Mayor while on board the Russian Space Station MIR!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21630553-113846879038158771?l=discoverpassion.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/feeds/113846879038158771/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21630553&amp;postID=113846879038158771' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/113846879038158771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/113846879038158771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/2006/01/general-knowlege.html' title='General Knowlege'/><author><name>Parag Kalra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13414958965440037176</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V_eFWvv9a2I/SUP1_wlTvwI/AAAAAAAABEY/YhYCiaAThcs/S220/profilepic501575_1.gif.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21630553.post-113846956443685403</id><published>2006-01-01T09:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-04-15T07:18:08.833-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Word Power</title><content type='html'>&lt;font&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;30-01-2006 to 04-02-2006&lt;br/&gt; 1. &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Articulate&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: Jointed; To speak distinclty.&lt;br/&gt;2. &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Artifacts&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: Things made by human workmanship.&lt;br/&gt;3. &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Artifice&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: Machination; Tactic; Stratagem.&lt;br/&gt;4. &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Ascendancy&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: Dominating Influence.&lt;br/&gt;5. &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ascertain&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;: Certify; Establish; Verify.&lt;br/&gt;6. &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Ascetic&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: A person who lives a life of austerity; a strict hemit.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;06-02-2006 to 11-02-2006&lt;font&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;1. Ascribe: To attribute; Impute; Assign.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;2. Asinine: Absurd; Idiotic.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;3. Askance: Sideways; Obliquely.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;4. Askew: Aslant; Awry; Crooked; Lopsided.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;5. Asperity: Acrimony; harskness; bitter coldness.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;6. Aspersion: Claumny; Slender.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;13-02-2006 to 18-02-2006&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;1. Aspire: Desire&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;2. Assail: To attack&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;3. Assay: Analyse;  Appraise.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;4. Assent: To express agreement (to,with); Approve of; Consent.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;5. Assessment: Appraisal; Judgement.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;6. Assiduous: Industrious.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;**************************************************************************************&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font&gt;RANDOM WORDS&lt;br/&gt;29-02-2006 to 04-02-2006&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt; 1. Draconian: &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Too harsh.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;2&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;. &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Palatable&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: Pleasant-tasting.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;3. Insipid:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; Dull; Flavourless.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;4. Raconteur:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; One who tells stories in entertaining manner.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;5. Pacifism:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; Belief peaceful resolution of conflicts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;6. Belligerence:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; The quality of aggression; The quality of always being ready to start a fight.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;06-02-2006 to 11-02-2006&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;1. Flotsam: Wreckage.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;2. Jejune: Ingenuous.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;3. Appurtenance:  Opportunism.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;4. Beatific: Blissful.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;5. Stultify: Deaden.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;6. Febrile: Feverish.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;13-02-2006 to 18-02-2006&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;1. Animadversion: A disapproving comment.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;2. Trenchant: Energetic&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;3. Phantasmagorical: A series of images seen as if dream; Everchanging Scene.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;4. Nebulous: Unclear.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;5. Sinuous: Simple and Graceful.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;6. Quotidian: Common place; Done daily.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;************************************************************************************&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;font&gt;Word Power Made Easy&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;Poverty&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br/&gt;1. Penury: Absence of money. Stinginess, Absolute starvation.&lt;br/&gt;2. Parsimony: It is synonym of Penury with only difference that if Parsimonious person is stingy then Penurious person is twice stingy.&lt;br/&gt;3. Indigence: It is somewhat milder word for poverty than Penury. Thus Indigence people are not absolutely penniless.&lt;br/&gt;4. Destitution: It is close synonym of Penury and of equal strength. Destitute people do not have even means of subsistence.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;**************************************************************************************&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;font&gt;Words are mightier than Sword!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;1. Worth the trouble&lt;br/&gt;2. Nothing beats&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21630553-113846956443685403?l=discoverpassion.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/feeds/113846956443685403/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21630553&amp;postID=113846956443685403' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/113846956443685403'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21630553/posts/default/113846956443685403'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://discoverpassion.blogspot.com/2006/01/word-power.html' title='Word Power'/><author><name>Parag Kalra</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13414958965440037176</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V_eFWvv9a2I/SUP1_wlTvwI/AAAAAAAABEY/YhYCiaAThcs/S220/profilepic501575_1.gif.jpeg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
