SHAYARIs

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain.



Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.



Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,
Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,
Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,
Par Khush-naseeb Hai Hum kyonki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai.




Aansuon ko bahut samjhaya ke yun na aya karo, mehfil mein hamara mazaak na udaya karo, is par aansu bole mehfil mein tumhe akela paate hain isliye chale aate hain.


Log kahtey hain ki Pyar zindagi hain maut nahi,
Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi.


Ankho me aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya,
Mitti ke motiyo ko bikhar ne na diya,
Jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo ke nishan,
Us raah se kisi ko gujar ne na diya.


Ab umar ho gayi hai dil ki kitaab mein, kuch khusk paton ke siva kuch nahin raha,
Zazbaat tamaam kho gaye lamhon ki dhool mein, ab dil mein dharkanon ke siva kuch nahi raha.

• Ab is had tak le aya hai intzaar mujhe .....
  Woh aa be jaye toh aaye na aeitbaar mujhe.....

© Centre Of Discovery

Peaceful Peaces

• Need a proof? Read on................... 10 Real Life Incidents and Learn not to Quit in life and always have a hope in life that you will be successful.
  Failures are stepping stones for success
  
  
  1) Officials rejected a candidate for a news broadcasters post since his voice was not fit for a news broadcaster. He was also told that with his obnoxiously long name, he would never be famous. He is Amitabh Bachchan.
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  2)In 1962, four nervous young musicians played their first record audition
  for the executives of the Decca Recording Company. The executives were not impressed. While turning down this group of musicians, one executive said, "We don't like! their sound.Groups of guitars are on the way out." The group was called The Beatles.
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  3)In 1944, Emmeline Snively, director of the Blue Book Modeling Agency told modeling hopeful Norma Jean Baker, "You'd better learn secretarial work or else get married". She went on and became Marilyn Monroe.
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  4)In 1954, Jimmy Denny, manager of the Grand Ole Opry, fired a singer after one performance. He told him, "You ain't going' nowhere son. You ought to go back to
  driving' a truck". He went on to become
  Elvis Presley.
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  5)A small boy--the fifth amongst seven siblings of a poor father, was selling newspapers in a small village to earn his
  living. He was not exceptionally smart at school but was fascinated by religion and rockets. The first rocket he built crashed. A missile that he built crashed
  multiple times and he was made a butt of ridicule. He is the person to have scripted the Space Odyssey of India single-handedly. He is Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam. President of India.
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  6)When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone in 1876, it did not ring off the hook with calls from potential backers.
  After making a demonstration call, President Rutherford Hayes said,
  "That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to see one of them?"
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  7)When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, he tried over 2000 experiments before he got it to work. A young reporter asked him how it felt to fail so many times. He said, "I never failed once. I invented the light bulb. It just happened to be a 2000-step process".
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  8)In the 1940s, another young inventor named Chester Carlson took his idea to 20 corporations, including some of the biggest in the country. They all turned him down. In 1947, after 7 long yearsof rejections, he finally got a tiny company in Rochester, NY, the Haloid Company, to purchase the rights to his invention--an electrostatic paper-copying process. Haloid became
  Xerox Corporation.
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  9)A little girl--the 20th of 22 children,
  was born prematurely and her survival was doubtful. When she was 4 years old, she contracted double pneumonia and scarlet fever, which left her with aparalyzed left leg. At age 9, she removed the metal leg brace she had been dependent on and began to walk without it. By 13 she had developed a rhythmic walk, which doctors said was a miracle. That same year shedecided to become a runner. She entered a race and came in last. For the next few years every race she entered, she came in last. Everyone told her to quit, but she kept on running. One day she actually won a race. And then another. From then on she won every race she entered. Eventually this little girl-- Wilma Rudolph, went on to win three Olympic gold medals.
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  10)A school teacher scolded a boy for not paying attention to his mathematics
  and for not being able to solve simple problems. She told him that you would not become anybody in life. The boy was Albert

• Different people have different perception. One man's meat could be another man's poison. A couple bought a donkey from the market. On the way home, a boy commented, "Very stupid. Why neither of them rides on the donkey?” Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey. He walked besides them. Later, an old man saw it and commented, "The husband is the head of family. How can the wife ride on the donkey while the husband is on foot?" Hearing this, the wife quickly got down and let the husband ride on the donkey.Further on the way home, they met an old Lady. She commented, "How can the man ride on the donkey but let the wife walk. He is no gentleman."The husband thus quickly asked the wife to join him on the donkey. Then, they met a young man. He commented, "Poor donkey, how can you hold up the weight of two persons. They are cruel to you." Hearing that, the husband and wife immediately climbed down from the donkey and carried it on their shoulders.It seems to be the only choice left. Later, on a narrow bridge, the donkey was frightened and struggled. They lost their balance and fell into the river. You can never have everyone praise you, nor will everyone condemn you. Never in the past, not at present, and never will be in the future.
  Thus, do not be too bothered by others words if our conscience is clear.
• 
  
• Live for a cause not applause.
  Live to express not impress

© Centre Of Discovery

Really Funny !

Guys read this out its really cool...

Once all the scientists die and go to

heaven............ They decide

to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...........

Einstein's counting

1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."

Newton denies and says i am not out........

He claims that he is not Newton......

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton..........

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!

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*True Telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks around the U.K ***

Helpdesk:* What kind of computer do you have?

*Customer: *A white one...

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*Customer:* Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

*Helpdesk: *Have you tried pushing the button?

*Customer:* Yes, but it's really stuck.

*Helpdesk:* That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...

*Customer:* No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....

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*Helpdesk:* Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of ! the screen.

*Customer:* Your left or my left?

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*Helpdesk:* Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

*Helpdesk:* Would you click on start for me and ...

*Customer:* Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!

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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

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*Customer:* I have problems printing in red...

*Helpdesk: *Do you have a color printer?

*Customer:* No.

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*Helpdesk:* What's on your monitor now ma'am?

*Customer: *A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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*Helpdesk:* And now hit F8.

*Customer:* It's not working.

*Helpdesk:* What did you do, exactly?

*Customer:* I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...

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*Customer:* My keyboard is not working anymore.

*Helpdesk: *Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

*Customer:* No. I can't get behind the computer.

*Helpdesk:* Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

*Customer:* OK

*Helpdesk:* Did the keyboard come with you?

*Customer:* Yes

*Helpdesk:* That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?

*Customer:* Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!

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*Helpdesk:* Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in! Victor, the number 7.

*Customer:* Is that 7 in capital letters?

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A customer couldn't get on the internet.

*Helpdesk:* Are you sure you used the right password?

*Customer:* Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

*Helpdesk:* Can you tell me what the password was?

*Customer:* Five stars.

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*Helpdesk:* What antivirus program do you use?

*Customer: *Netscape.

*Helpdesk:* That's not an antivirus program.

*Customer:* Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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*Customer:* I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

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*Helpdesk:* Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?

*Customer: *Good afternoon! I have waited over ! 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?

*Helpdesk:* Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?

*Customer:* I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?

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*Helpdesk:* How may I help you?

*Customer:* I'm writing my first e-mail.

*Helpdesk:* OK, and, what seems to be the problem?

*Customer:* Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?

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An insect falls into a mug of beer...

Reactions:

Englishman:

Throws his mug away and walks out

American:

Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese:

Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Japanese:

Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free

Indian:

Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new

mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS

Pakistani:

-Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer

-Relates the issue to Kashmir

-Asks the Chinese for Military aid

-Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer

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This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by

people in various places of India..

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my

wife,please sanction me one-week leave.



2.This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing

the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."




3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was

performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."




4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for

it,please grant me 10 days leave."




5.Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not

return, please grant me half day casual leave"






6. An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I

request you to leave me today"




8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."




9. Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."





10. Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."





11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at

home I may be granted leave".





12. Letter writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the well."




13.A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and

an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past

several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am

applying for the post.
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What is the difference between girls
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, and 48, 58 and 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

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JOKES

• Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?Santa: Very long!

• Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

• Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

• Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

• Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

• Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?Santa: Birla cement.Banta: Kyun?Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
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Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?" Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab" Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"______________________________________________________


ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES.. MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI, MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!______________________________________________________


Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.______________________________________________________


A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?" It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.______________________________________________________


Once a Sardarji was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt. Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!______________________________________________________


A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". 2. How many seconds are there in a year? The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?" The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...." Saint Peter lets him in without another word_________________________________________________________


A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a party he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee ...this is my kid and that is my kidney...!!"_________________________________________________________

American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.." Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"_________________________________________________________

Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A. Moti-vating..!!!_________________________________________________________

Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.." Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use surprise doonga..!"_________________________________________________________


Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter painted "Dr Chorpa Psycho The


Rapist"________________________________________________________ What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ......... Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai________________________________________________________


Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.________________________________________________________


Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto. Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ? Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !________________________________________________________


Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....________________________________________________________

Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai Rabridevi ka laloo prasad________________________________________________________


A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today....... Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still.....digging for more.________________________________________________________


Sardar Doctor to his wife: Aji suntiho! Jaa baajoo waley ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meritabiat kharab ho reli hai.
wife: lekin ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Sardar Doctor : ha parmeri fees buhat zyada hai

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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and
says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main
Bol Raha Hoon!"
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A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was
curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The
Sardar didn't know proper English, he said "Milk
sleeping in night, morning becomes tight"
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Sardar1: - Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2: -Birla cement
Sardar1: -Kyun?
Sardar2: - Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain
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Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has
two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It
is for people who can't swim!
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Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
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Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to
fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.
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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas
color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shop owner. Santa
Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
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Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly
hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala Break nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab break
kya alag se maroon???????????????????
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Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway
station ticket counter with two men ahead of him. 'Ek
Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was
given a ticket. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man
asked and was handed a ticket. Then came the turn of
Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!' 'What do u mean
by Punjab female?' asked the clerk. 'It is for my
wife' replied Banta Singh.
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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and
says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main
Bol Raha Hoon!"
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A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was
curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The
Sardar didn't know proper English, he said "Milk
sleeping in night, morning becomes tight"
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Sardar1: - Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2: -Birla cement
Sardar1: -Kyun?
Sardar2: - Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain
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Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has
two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It
is for people who can't swim!
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Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
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Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to
fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.
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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas
color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shop owner. Santa
Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
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Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly
hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala Break nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab break
kya alag se maroon???????????????????
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Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway
station ticket counter with two men ahead of him. 'Ek
Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was
given a ticket. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man
asked and was handed a ticket. Then came the turn of
Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!' 'What do u mean
by Punjab female?' asked the clerk. 'It is for my
wife' replied Banta Singh.
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An Indian is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:
American: "You Indian folks eat the whole bread??"
Indian (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In USA, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a
Container recycles it, transform them into croissants and sell them to India."
The American has a smirk on his face.
The Indian listens in silence.
The American persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
Indian: "Of Course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling), "We don't. In USA we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to India."
The Indian then asks: "Do you have sex in USA?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.
Indian: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Indian: "We don't. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them,
Melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America.

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Quotations !

06--02-2006 to 11-02-2006

1. Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. ~George Smith Patton

2. There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. ~Christopher Morley

3. It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up. -Vince Lombardi.

4. One person with a belief is equal to 99 who have only interests. - John Stuart Mill

5. The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his
enthusiasm. Let a man lose everything else in the world but
his enthusiasm and he will come through again to success.
- H. W. Arnold

6. A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at
night and in between does what he wants to do.
- Bob Dylan

13--02-2006 to 18-02-2006

• In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. -Bill Cosby

• You must have long range goals to keep you free from being frustrated by short range failures. -Charles Noble

• Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure. -Don Wilder and Bill Rechin

• I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. -Thomas Jefferson

• Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. - Henry Kissinger

• It is a mistake to suppose that people succeed through success; they often succeed through failures.

• Our business in life is not to succeed, but to continue to fail in good spirits. -Robert Louis Stevenson

20-02-2006 to 25-02-2006

1. Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.
George Bernard Shaw

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
Oscar Wilde

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Winston Churchill

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
William Shakespeare

One today is worth two tomorrows.
Benjamin Franklin

I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it.
Voltaire

He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.
Thomas Carlyle

Peace begins with a smile.
Mother Teresa

06-03-2006 to 11-03-2006

1. "The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You can't step on it. You can't go around it. You've got to get through it."
-John Evans

2. "Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, it's a lot more."
-Tom Fasulo

3. o run away from danger, instead of facing it, is to deny one's faith in man and God, even one's own self. It were better for one to drown oneself than live to declare such bankruptcy of faith.
-Mahatma Gandhi,

4. "Fear less, hope more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
Hate less, love more;
And all good things are yours.
-Swedish Proverb

5. Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."
-Henry Ford

6. Music is well said to be the speech of angels.
Thomas Carlyle

06-03-2006 to 11-03-2006

1. If your ship does not come in, swim out to it.
- Jonathan Winters

2. A fool in love makes no sense to me. I think you are fool if you do not love.
-Sigmund Frued

3. Courage isn't having the strength to go on - its going on when you don't have the strenght.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

4. A pessimist is somebody who complains about noise when opportunity knocks.
-Oscar Wilde

5. Hapiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
-Rober Frost

6. Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-Scott Adams

03-04-2006 to 08-04-2006

1. Courage is like love; it must have hope to nourish it.
Napoleon Bonaparte

2. "It's always your ATTITUDE not APTITUDE which decides your ALTITUDE.

Navneet

1. When you educate a man you educate an individual; whey you educate a woman you educate a whole family. – Jawaharlal Nehru.
2. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will never bite you. This is the principle difference between a man and a dog. – Mark Twain.
3. There is sufficiency in the world for man’s need but not for man’s greed. - Mahatma Gandhi.
4. Its man’s good deeds that not only fulfils his needs but also eliminates his greed.
5. He who is faultless does not care for opinion of others. - Mother Teresa.
6. Sow an act, and you reap a habit. So a habit and you reap a character. Sow a character, and you reap a destiny. –Charles Reade.

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity.

- Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you meet a beautiful girl .

- Uzair Sait

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate it.

- Franklin P. Jones

It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.

- Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where to shop.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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OPEN SOURCE

1. Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect. -- Linus Torvalds, September 2003

2. Software is like sex. It's better when it's free. -- Linus Torvalds

3. There appear to be few if any technical reasons to move from UNIX to Windows NT. The performance of Linux exceeds that of NT 4.0 and Linux appears to be more reliable. -- David Korn, creator of the ksh shell, 1997

4. Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux. -- unknown
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1.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

--Red Skelton

2. Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.

John Updike (1932 - )

3. "If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep." - -Dale Carnegie

• If a task has once begun.
  Never leave it till it's done.
  Be the labor great or small.
  Do it well or not at all.
  -Anon
• "A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."-Fats Domino